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PARIS — The leaders of the NATO Western military alliance just met in Türkiye to discuss defense commitments and weapons transfers around the globe. But they were visibly less comfortable when their gracious host, Turkish President Recep Erdogan, slipped a single .357 Magnum revolver into each of their goodie bags.

The gifts promptly caused problems for their own countries’ import laws, leading British Prime Minister Keir Starmer and German Chancellor Friedrich Merz to reportedly leave theirs behind for decommissioning. Meaning that the gun has to be neutered before it can join polite company inside these Western nations.

Belgian and Canadian leaders said that the little weapon would go straight into the hands of the police. Unelected European Commission President Ursula Von der Leyen said that hers would be re-homed to a museum after its safety makeover.

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney joked that “they keep guns away from me.” Sounding slightly flustered at having to address the issue, he added that he didn’t even look at the gun, and had only learned about its existence from Starmer. Why does it sound like he’s grappling around for an alibi? Was a bank held up by a masked man with a maple leaf patch on his backpack in Ankara during his stay?

“It struck me that my gift of maple syrup kind of under-matched the — whatever it was — the .357 caliber whatever,” the Canadian prime minister said, referring to the gift that he gave to his host.

So bashful. We’re talking here about the same guy who just announced, at the exact same summit, another $475 million in Canadian-made ammunition for Ukraine.

Why defang the pistol when you could just have slipped it to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky in the mountain of ammo you’re sending him? Does your ammo not fit it? What’s one more drop in the weapons bucket that NATO is constantly filling to the brim?

The gift guns, each engraved with the name of the world leader receiving it, were packaged inside a nice wooden box, along with six rounds, and a card featuring the Turkish flag. While something like this would seem out of place for an attendee grab bag at the Academy Awards or a child’s birthday party, it’s entirely fitting for the members of a weapons lobby organization whose main purpose is to fuel their own military industrial complexes under the pretext of self-defense.

And these days, that self-defense involves routinely sticking their nose into conflicts that don’t actually involve their territories directly — most recently between Ukraine and Russia or Iran and Israel. Because it’s more profitable to pretend that these battles are their business, and dumping weapons into these conflict zones isn’t going to just aggravate the situation. But so what if it does, right? It’s not like it’s their troops who are doing the dying. As long as they can keep privatizing taxpayer funds for defense industry shareholders, it’s all good. After all, how could the average citizen possibly argue against any of this when it’s framed as necessary for their own personal safety?

As luck would have it, the public debate around these conflicts also takes place in a media environment where some of the same large institutional investors, including BlackRock, Vanguard Group and State Street Corporation, hold significant stakes across defense companies and major media corporations. That overlap has long fueled questions about potential conflicts of interest.

So these leaders are all clutching their pearls over a single pistol — clearly feeling compelled to stage-manage perception back home. But apparently they have no such instinct or compulsion when it comes to the $139 billion in weapons they collectively just announced having spent on weapons in 2025. Or the $50 billion in new weapons announced at their summit.

“For 2026, Allies pledge €70 billion in military equipment, assistance, and training for Ukraine,” read NATO’s Ankara Summit Declaration.

It’s a well-established fact that wars create black markets for weapons, and that their leakage out of the conflict zone is a known risk in almost every major conflict. Already, the U.S. government has acknowledged gaps in tracking and monitoring weapons sent to Ukraine at least as far back as 2024.

The European Union has also explicitly acknowledged the risk, especially related to small arms trafficking.

And these days, it seems that the entire Ukraine conflict has now gone guerrilla with homemade small arms, notably weaponized swarms of drones recently showcased in long-range strikes on Moscow and Saint Petersburg. Where will that easily accessible technology end up next? Is it going to neuter itself, unlike your gun gift?

Yet these same leaders are fussing over a single pistol with six rounds. About the only coherent response came from U.S. President Donald Trump, who — for once — was unfazed to the point of silence. Like it wasn’t even worth mentioning. What’s the point of getting squirmy over minor weapons ownership when it flies in the face of their collective gung-ho willingness to authorize massive weapons transfers internationally?

Turns out that a tiny Turkish pistol has made these same people who flagrantly distribute weapons around the entire globe suddenly remember what they’re peddling. They move entire arsenals around the planet, but a mere six bullets in their personal possession launched an existential crisis. And their hypocrisy, unlike the pistol, will surely remain fully loaded.