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VANCOUVER, British Columbia – Europe is crashing out over Trump’s talks with Russian President Vladimir Putin – largely because of a dirty little secret about who’s really been paying for their Ukrainian largesse: Russia.

Western nations found a way to make Russia pay for both sides of the war back in 2022 under former U.S. President Joe Biden. They’ve been stealing the interest produced by Western-held Russian Central Bank assets on the down-low, and are either spending it on Ukraine, or on themselves under the pretext of helping Ukraine by pimping out their own militaries to the max. The arrangement has the added advantage of letting these governments routinely announce their generosity. But now they’re freaking out that Trump could imminently release their Russian cash cow back to its rightful owner, leaving European taxpayers with the bill.

“US floats unfreezing some Russian assets to restart Ukraine peace talks,” headlined the Financial Times just a few days ago. The scheme has involved skimming the profits from $300 billion in Russian government assets held in Western banks to make themselves look like Ukraine’s sugar daddies.

Some European officials have gone one step further and mused about just stealing the assets outright. The minor detail that seems to be stopping them is the notion that they could end up crashing the global financial system. “Such a confiscation, motivated by a political decision rather than a legal or judicial one, would be likely to cause a terrible systemic shock across all European financial markets, deal a severe blow to the credibility of the euro, and thus have very problematic domino effects,” Belgian foreign minister Maxime Prévot said last year.

Washington pledged $20 billion from this $50 billion stolen cash fund back in 2024, but under Trump, Congress has virtually halted any new funding. Which means that there’s less anxiety over funding — unlike in Europe where their big mouths haven’t stopped writing checks.

The European Union has kept making cash promises in the form of loans or pledges, with the continued expectation of sticking Russia with the bill. It’s like ringing up a stolen credit card to buy Christmas presents and look like the most generous guy in the room. That is until the cardholder disputes the charges, the bank gets involved, and you discover that “Russia will pay for it” is a dodgy repayment plan.

The bloc also roped Canada into this nonsense, and recently asked Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney to dial the generosity up a notch, according to Politico. A little preview for him there of precisely why Canada should avoid any type of relationship with the EU that isn’t strictly limited to trade. It's already in deep enough. "Canada has transferred CAD 2.3 billion (nearly $1.7 billion) to Kyiv under a new G7 plan using proceeds from frozen Russian assets," the Kyiv Post wrote last year.

Europe has long figured that when the music stops on this war, Putin will be forced to plead with them to get his stolen money back. At which point they’ll simply subtract their own expenditures “for Ukraine," plus the financing of Ukraine reconstruction contracts to the benefit of their own multinationals, then hand him the change.

This all sounds like debt that risks being charged to the taxpayer, right? Not under the creative accounting that has seen the EU and Canada list these Ukraine loans as assets. They’re actually counted as such because they’re considered to have a realistic chance of recovery. Not from Ukraine – which has a lower chance of paying its bills than any of the first 10 guys who stumble out of a tent city – but from Russia, whose assets they’re counting on. Speaking of 90 billion euros, the European Council said in February 2026 that "the loan should only become repayable once Russia had made war reparations to Ukraine."

Good luck with that.

Bold bet. Particularly if Trump is musing about scoring a peace deal with Russia that would transfer those assets to the U.S., under a deal that could feasibly see Washington getting reimbursed and the rest released back to Russia. Which would explain why the EU has been making noise recently about the need to finally find its own representative to negotiate with Russia.

If they don’t muscle their way to that table, then they may be stuck with the bill after everyone’s already out in the parking lot.

Ending the war in Ukraine – the flying bombs and bullet part – is easy. In fact, I’ll do it right now.

Here’s how it’s always worked in every single war that has ultimately changed international boundaries – and there have been many, particularly in Europe. The fighting ends. Everyone drops their weapons. The territory question gets settled, one way or another, with the frozen frontline as a starting point.

But an arguably bigger sticking point is what comes next: rebuilding Ukraine, with Western companies thirsting to call dibs on lucrative contracts, and settling the debts that governments have accumulated.

Europe is betting that Russia will pay for both. But what happens if a peace deal ends the fighting but fails to deliver the money that they’re counting on? Trump’s peace talks also threaten to expose just how many bold assumptions have been holding up their whole charade of generosity to the potential detriment of their own people, and with money they don't have.

All because Europe’s big-brained financial plan has a rather glaring flaw. It depends on Russia eventually agreeing to pay for the privilege of being robbed. And Trump might decide that he’d rather cut a deal, take the credit, and drop the keys to the getaway car in Europe’s lap.