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Chinese sex spy Christine Fang (aka Fang Fang) targeted Capitol Hill's HI (the House of Representatives Intelligence Committee). The Beijing sex kitten wrapped California Democratic congressman and HI member Eric Swalwell around her charming wrist, waist and fangs.

Now Chinese Communist Party spy Alice Huang has targeted and successfully love-bombed U.S. artificial Intelligence guru Jensen Huang.

Jensen is CEO of the world's leading AI corporation, Nvidia.

Jensen's a lot smarter than the swaggering, dissolute Swalwell. Alas, IQ bows to sex -- and spy mistresses know it.

You can make a case that spying and prostitution are two of Earth's oldest professions. And the desire to know often uses desires of the body.

Despite similar last names, Nvidia Jensen and invidious Alice aren't related. Check the internet and social media. Jensen and Alice have made the British tabloids. According to the 'bloids, Jensen's wife is surprised, appalled, etc.

Now Jensen has other worries. Mr. Huang is under investigation, not for the extramarital affair but because the Chinese spy and her spy bosses may have gained access to Nvidia's proprietary technology, AI development plans and business strategy.

Nvidia's computer chips, AI programs and AI development infrastructure are U.S. national security assets -- vital to fielding war-winning armed forces. Nvidia tech and AI are described as 21st-century economic assets, knowledge engines that improve productivity and efficiency in other businesses.

In plain language, Nvidia is a very big deal.

Which is why the Chinese Communist Party targeted the company. And in China, the CCP is the government and the military as well as big business.

According to media, Jensen Huang had given Alice Huang a big job. She spoke with potential customers -- exploring deals, discussing possibilities. That proprietary knowledge is valuable to investors -- and in China, the CCP is also the Big Investor in everything.

Another note: Agent Alice was making contacts around the world that could potentially be of value to the CCP. Future spies or political assets?

As it is, Nvidia lost billions in market value when news of the affair broke. Any person or entity or CCP bigwig shorting Nvidia would have pocketed a lot of cash.

Quick cash, however, isn't Beijing's biggest security and intelligence payoff. Fair bet China wanted to know which companies may or may not get certain technology. Knowing which companies have what software and technology makes it easy to steal tech and data in small, unobtrusive bits and pieces.

That's the way the spy game has worked since, well, probably forever. Only in Hollywood does the spy get the D-Day invasion plans and A-bomb specifications in one brilliant coup.

In the real world, it's a fact here, an intercepted phone call there, a bought-off British news magazine's research wing, a loved-up, narcissistic California congressman positioned to demand the U.S. president's impeachment just before the People's Liberation Army attacks Taiwan.

Over time, these spy game bits, pieces and gambits give the CCP's long-range covert war-wagers an advantage. All contribute to The Favorable Big Picture.

Some 35 years ago, Beijing concluded digital-information delivery dominance would be a decisive advantage in the long-term struggle with the U.S. China's spies bet dominating the physical (equipment and infrastructure) means for delivering digital information gives the dominator an edge in subverting communications and control systems. Corrupt the command-and-control system and you can unravel a nation's hi-tech air defenses. Huawei Technologies' suspect 5G communication system was identified as a Trojan Horse in global digital networks.

That's the big war story. But for pinpoint corruption and manipulation to advance political and economic schemes? Sex spies still have a very intimate and effective place.

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