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Big news! The Trump4Sale shop next door to the Office of the President has just issued an exciting new product: "Trump Fragrance." Yes, it's officially certified President Donald Trump perfume, allowing you and your loved ones to reek of the essence of The Donald at only $249 for a 3-ounce bottle.

I wondered, with so much going on, why he is ...Read more

A major political group says that to solve America's environmental problems, we must let Big Oil have more control over public policy. That group is Big Oil.

Indeed, such giants as Exxon and Shell Oil have long complained that environmentalists, consumers, and other busybodies keep using legislation and lawsuits to interfere with their ...Read more

Don't let it be said that the superrich care only about themselves, always taking from society and giving nothing back.

Consider the generous billionaires who live on an island in Florida's Biscayne Bay. Amazon kingpin Jeff Bezos lives there, as do Ivanka Trump and her hubby, Jared Kushner. Actually, their so-called island is fake, built in ...Read more

How embarrassing. Our showbiz president's glorious $45 million military parade -- fssssst -- fizzled. The gods rained on it, the thing dragged on and President Donald Trump himself kept nodding off in his chair. Sad.

His show needed some of the reality-TV drama that defines this president. For example, he could've had a phalanx of food trucks...Read more

If the barrage of MAGA nuttiness and raw meanness is getting you down, ponder this passage from the classic novel, "Don Quixote": "It is not possible for the bad or the good to last forever ... and since the bad has lasted so long, the good is close at hand."

Of course, the good only comes when fed-up people openly rebel against the bad. And,...Read more

How sweet it is to be a corporate criminal these days!

I don't mean common price gougers, polluters and such, but full-fledged, executive-suite mobsters. They run huge corporate syndicates, treating fraud and even murder as necessary business tools. For example, Boeing Incorporated.

In 2018, a Boeing 737 MAX passenger jet suddenly nose-dived...Read more

Let's say you like shrimp. Whether you go for a chain restaurant's happy hour shrimp boil or a pricey plate of "shrimp a la grandioso" at President Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort -- a good question to ask is: Where do they get their shrimp?

Even if the restaurant has an ocean view and a shrimp boat out front, chances are its crustaceans ...Read more

There is a species of birds named "superb starlings," and I propose that we elect one of them to be our next president.

These wise creatures have figured out how to make egalitarianism central to their society, with a diversity of birds actively supporting each other. When bringing food back to their chicks, for example, adult starlings ...Read more

You might be alarmed to learn that a little-known group in America is being treated inhumanely, denied even the most basic human rights.

I refer to our society's callous treatment of AI bots.

Who? AI bots are not an ethnic group, but the rapidly evolving species of advanced "artificial intelligence beings," spawned in recent years by the ...Read more

Well, habemus papam. Welcome, Pope Leo! Bless him ... and us.

I hope no one thinks I am blasphemous, but I go to a church nearly every Saturday that is not denominational. It isn't held in any sort of ornate cathedral, temple or mosque. It's a plain wooden, open-air shed with a metal roof and a loose brick floor -- but it's filled with ...Read more

Donnie Trump -- what a joker, huh?

Remember his promise to end Russia's war against Ukraine on Day One of his presidency? No joke, he bragged: "It'll be done within 24 hours. You watch."

Well, here we are at Day One Hundred, with the war still raging. So, President Donald Trump either lied ... or failed. But The Donald had a Joker up his ...Read more

The federal budget is not only about money, but fundamentally about our country's morality -- our commitment to fairness, equality and unity.

Which brings me to, of all things, our nation's Farm Bill. This sprawling piece of legislation, updated every five years, is intended to combine the interests of farmers with consumers, production with ...Read more

President Donald Trump has never been able to comprehend the plain fact that when a person says no, that actually means "NO." His view is that his every desire should be met with surrender -- even if that requires applying force.

This explains a lot about his crude approach to Greenland, demanding that the Danish territory simply succumb to ...Read more