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Anne Hathaway & Ewan McGregor on Anne's Pregnancy and Their New Dinosaur Movie The End of Oak Street

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Anne and Ewan talk about Anne’s pregnancy, her being in several movies this year, Ewan’s upcoming sailing documentary, Anne going to Presbyterian Bible Camp as a kid, Ewan’s childhood summer vacations, and working with dinosaur puppets in their new movie The End of Oak Street.

30 Years of the Best F**king News Team's Audition Tapes | The Daily Show

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Before they were part of the Best F**king News Team, these Daily Show legends past and present had to audition. The rest is history.

Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett on Going After Republicans, Importance of Midterms & Leaving Office

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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett talks about going after her Republican colleagues, what things are like behind the scenes, the status of Mitch McConnell, Trump’s hair, Kash Patel & Todd Blanche, being mistaken for U.S. Rep Emelia Sykes, Americans looking for people who are going to look after them, her term ending in January, and what she has ...Read more

The Fine Line Between Goo and Slime

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I was talking to a friend one night when I abruptly ended the conversation.

"I'm sorry, I have to go," I said. "Otherwise I'll miss the 8:16."

"Oh, are you catching a train?" she asked me.

"No," I replied. "An alien."

The truth was, we had a quandary. Well, it wasn't really that much of a quandary. It was more like an event. A very long, ...Read more

Do you know what day this is?

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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he indignantly answered. "How could you think I would forget?" Whereupon he left for the office.

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At ...Read more

School Bus Ride

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It was the first day of school, after summer vacation and time for me to pick up the children in my school bus and take them home again.

After I had made the complete run that afternoon, one little boy remained on the bus.

Thinking he had simply missed his stop, I started driving slowly back through the neighborhood and asked him to be sure to...Read more

More Actual Answers Given on Family Feud

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A food that can be brown or white - Potato

A jacket potato topping - Jam

A famous Scotsman - Jock

Another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones

Something with a hole in it - Window

A non living object with legs - Plant

A domestic animal - Leopard

A part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee

A way of cooking fish - Cod

Top Ten Signs You Have a Bad Computer

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10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.

9. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.

8. In order to start it, you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.

7. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".

6. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.

5. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in ...Read more

The Bat Phone

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Oklahoma Governor Brad Henry's first encounter with the "bat phone" didn't go as planned, reports The Shawnee Star. The phone, which is used strictly for emergencies and connects the state and the Department of Homeland Security, rang unexpectedly one night.

"Suddenly I hear a shrill, loud noise. It scared me half to death," Henry says. ...Read more

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Jerry Zezima: Baby, it's cold inside

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Whenever it’s hot, I’m cold. And whenever it’s cold, I’m hot.

I know it’s not cool to say this, but the cold fact is that I am not hot enough to be a magazine model or cool enough to be a movie star.

The real problem is that I am a geezer for whom no temperature — inside or outside — can make me feel comfortable.

That’s ...Read more

The Swedish Chef - Rapper's Delight (The Muppets scene)

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All rights revert to their respectful owners - The Muppets Studio, Bill Prady Productions, The Sugarhill Gang and Disney.

The Beatles - I Am The Walrus

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"I Am the Walrus" is a 1967 song featured in the Beatles' 1967 television film, as a track on the associated double EP Magical Mystery Tour and its American counterpart LP, and was the b-side to the number 1 hit single "Hello, Goodbye."

Kristen Stewart on Renovating a 100-Year-Old Movie Theater and Talking to Cats in The Wrong Girls

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Kristen Stewart talks about being nominated for an Oscar, becoming a director and starring in her new film The Wrong Girls.

David Niven Reveals Why He Hated Working With This Hollywood Legend | The Dick Cavett Show

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Dick Cavett interviews Oscar-winning actor David Niven about whether he enjoyed working with movie director William Wyler, and David Niven explains what happened when he once returned drunk to set after a night out for his birthday.

Trump Has Weird New Hair, Falls Asleep at Work Again & Anthony Anderson Does Escape Room with Mama

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Anthony Anderson guest hosts the show for the 25th time, and talks about why he has never been in a Spider-Man movie, his Mama Doris being here at the show, Trump’s new Patriot Games where there will be no men in women’s sports, controversy over Trump’s weird new hair, another edition of This Week in Florida, and Anthony takes Guillermo ...Read more

Conan Sends Letterman a Trojan Horse | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

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(Original Air Date: 2/20/96) Conan sends David Letterman a Trojan Horse full of writers to take over his studio.

A Lesson in English

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Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform in bed. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with ...Read more

 

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