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The Late Later Show

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James Corden shared his experience of testing positive for Covid recently and how his staff took having two weeks off-air.

Late Night Funny #4

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Because what if you have a family of five? Do you start ranking your children?

Jimmy Kimmel

Late Night Funny #3

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You get four tests per household, which is great news for people who live alone and literally no one else

Jimmy Kimmel

Late Night Funny #2

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You know, I can’t help but think if America took a military approach to Covid, this testing thing would be solved like that. [snaps] Because there’s no delays when it comes to the American military. America doesn’t need bombs and then start building them — America always has bombs ready to go.

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White House Unveils Covid Test Site as Americans Make Sense of CDC Guidelines | The Daily Show

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367,152 views • Jan 18, 2022 • We’re approaching two years of COVID-19’s U.S. residency with a surprising amount of confusion on protocol.

Late Night Funny #1

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The Biden administration’s new website allowing Americans to order free at-home Covid tests quietly went live on Tuesday. Tests will ship within seven to 12 days.

It’s great that tests are finally going to be available to everyone — but seven to 12 days?” Trevor Noah said. “You don’t think that’s a little too long in a ...Read more

For The Kids...

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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

My teacher reminds me of history
She's always ...Read more

Laryngitis

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A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis. The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.

The man said, "Cure it? I want to prolong it."

Sweatshirt or Windbreaker

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A girl says to a salesman, "I'm not sure if I should buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker."

He says, "Well, that depends. Are you gonna sweat, or are you gonna break wind?"

Putting Up With Jocks

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The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there.

"Please," protested the college President, "you already make more than the entire History department."

"Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the coach blustered. "Look."

He went out into the hall and ...Read more

Funeral Procession

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A funeral procession is going up a steep hill on main street when the door of the hearse flies open, the coffin falls out, speeds down main street into a pharmacy and crashes into the counter. The lids pops open and the deceased says to the astonished pharmacist, "You got anything to stop this coffin?"

Four-Word Story

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Four-word story of employment: Hired, tired, mired, fired.

Life After Death

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"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

"Yes, Sir." the employee replied.

"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."

FIRST DAY - A Star Wars short film made with Unreal Engine 5

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A fresh trooper butts heads with a grizzled veteran in this Star Wars short. First Day was created entirely in Unreal Engine 5 as a workflow test for the upcoming AFK miniseries 'A Hole in the World'.

Samantha Bee On The Challenges Of Making A Comedy Show When The News Is So Upsetting

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Samantha Bee and Stephen talk about the unique challenges of making late night comedy shows when the news is so dour, and how they personally process troubling events like the MAGA insurrection. You can catch Samantha Bee on "Full Frontal with Samantha Bee"

Late Night Funny #4

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Well, guys, former President Trump is in the news. Apparently he’s been trashing Florida governor Ron DeSantis behind his back, calling him a ‘dull’ guy who has no chance of beating him in a potential 2024 matchup. Trump was like, ‘I have to insult him behind his back ’cause I can’t tweet it to his face.’

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Late Night Funny #3

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Where does he even get this stuff? This is a man who hasn’t waited in a line since, like, hot lunch in the fourth grade.

Jimmy Kimmel

Late Night Funny #2

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At the rally, Trump falsely claimed that the left was forcing white people in New York State “to go to the back of the line to get medical help.”

White people are being sent to the back of the line? I guess Martin Luther King’s dream has been realized at last.

Jimmy Kimmel

Trump Trashes DeSantis, TikTok’s Unhinged Nyquil Chicken Recipe | The Tonight Show

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Jimmy addresses Donald Trump’s shady comments about Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis and the latest viral TikTok recipe for chicken cooked with Nyquil.

Late Night Funny #1

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Former President Donald Trump held a rally in Florence, Ariz., over the weekend, where Jimmy Kimmel joked, “thousands of people showed up, because there’s nothing to do in Florence, Arizona.”

He ranted for an hour and 35 minutes. Maybe it’s me, but the material doesn’t — it’s actually not working. It was kind of like ...Read more