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Putting My Foot Down
For all the obsessing I've done about my body parts, the one area that has always escaped the harsh glare of my overcritical eye is my feet. Certainly they are not perfect feet, and Manolo Blahnik would never beat down my door to have me model his shoes. But as feet go, they are fairly unassuming; I would even go so far as to say cute. I ...Read more
The Presidential Fitness Test - The President Show
Dr. John Gartner, founder of Duty to Warn, meets with the president to assess if he's mentally fit for office.
Kids Books You'll Never See, part 4
... continued from above
"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say It's Just That Way"
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
"You Are Different and That's Bad"
Under the Wagon
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate.
"Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I'll help you overturn the wagon."
"That's very nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Dad would like me to." ...Read more
Pesky Telemarketer
The phone rang as I was sitting down to my anticipated evening meal and, as I answered, I was greeted with, "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?"
This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?"
The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband-Powered Freezer Company or something like that and then I asked him if he knew Wilhiam ...Read more
All Numbers Are Equal
Theorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then
a + b = t
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
a - t/2 = b - t/2
a = b
So all numbers are the same, and math is ...
Al Pacino Drew A Crowd To The Conan Office | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
The Team Coco staff just couldn’t resist coming into the office to see Al Pacino.
Mila Kunis on Her Kids’ Halloween Costumes, Parking War with Michael Keaton & Loving the Dodgers
Mila talks about being a Dodgers fan, yelling in the stands when she was in her twenties, what her kids are dressing up as for Halloween, her new movie Goodrich, Henry Winkler giving the movie two thumbs up, and her parking war with Michael Keaton on set.
Anthony Mackie Met a Trick or Treater Dressed as Falcon | Fallon Flashback
Anthony Mackie explains to Jimmy why the police were almost called on him in an arts and crafts store and why he's the best house to trick-or-treat at during Halloween. (Original Air Date: January 19, 2015 - The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon).
Jon Stewart on Trump's McDonald's Shift & His "Enemy Within" Threat | The Daily Show
With two weeks until the election, Jon Stewart sifts through the increasingly weird and surreal election news: from Trump's ramble about Arnold Palmer's d*ck, to his shift at McDonald's, to Kamala Harris's campaign event with Liz Cheney. Plus, he breaks down the GOP's reaction to Trump's "enemy within" comment.
Honest Trailers | Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Beetlejuice! We conjured up an Honest Trailer for one of the few legacy sequels that didn't bore us to death. Did it make sense? Not really! But Michael Keaton doing shtick and Jenna Ortega doing goth-face go a long way.
Mr. Rogers Talks About Meeting Eddie Murphy | Letterman
When Fred Rogers met Mr. Robinson, Eddie Murphy. (Air date; 2/17/1982)
A spoonful of "𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥"
Terrifying footage of a Supernatural being holding a small community in the grips of fear.
TikTok - SNL
Mindlessly scrolling through TikTok is the perfect distraction from becoming a father.
Mad Max: Muppets
Mad Max: Muppets
Fox News Kamala Harris Interview Cold Open - SNL
Bret Baier (Alec Baldwin) welcomes Kamala Harris (Maya Rudolph) for an interview on Fox News.
Voting Machines & Stupid Watergate II: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
John Oliver discusses how voting machines work, how they don’t, and how we can fix our voting system. Plus, witnesses testify about Donald Trump's damning phone call with the president of Ukraine.
How To Write Emails Like a White Lady | Smartypants Presentation
Let Alexis Rhiannon guide you through how to be an Audrina instead of a Karen to navigate the complicated world of email etiquette.
Don't Ignore the Kids
The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers first. Finally he got around to the youngster, who made his purchase and hurried out to the curb, where his father was impatiently waiting in his car.
"What took you so long, son?" he asked.
"The man waited on everybody in ...Read more
More Vague Thoughts
If you want the world to beat a path to your door, just try to take a nap on a Saturday afternoon.
Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have for which you would not take money.
When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.
Is your holier side your altar ego?
I need someone to refresh my memory. How many cars...Read more