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Sun Change, You Change

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This is how it is with the clothes in the closet you don't wear: There's just something uncomfortable about them. Maybe you can't put your finger on it, but if they were more "you," you'd be wearing them now. The fresh Aries moon at the start of this Pisces solar cycle is a fine day to rid yourself of what's not "you" and never going to be.

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Pisces Sun Salutations!

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Being an idealist is easy. You just hang your hat on the best possible outcome without regard to how practical it is or how likely it is to occur. Being a cynic is easy, too; use the same method in reverse. Being realistic and human -- that's the hard part, though the fates are rooting for you in these early stages of the Pisces sun.

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Multiple Cosmic Messaging

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On this, the last day of the Aquarius solar sojourn, Mars angers Neptune and the sun sidles up to Mercury, who flees hours later into the sign of the fish. What does it mean? That dreams change once you get a whiff of what's really actionable. That you can walk the walk and talk the talk, but ultimately the only person you need to convince is ...Read more

Bring on the Dog Days!

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Happy Lunar New Year. Bring on the days of the Earth Dog. Dog years are times to pull together the way a pack animal would: Find your order in the group, and strive for the good of all. The earthly element is a stable influence. There's nothing tricky about the time ahead. Loyalty and straightforward hard work will be rewarded.

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Doorway to the Year of the Dog

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Today brings the solar eclipse and new moon in Aquarius -- a doorway to the beginning of the Lunar New Year of the Earth Dog. This momentary solar disappearance is like heaven's wink: a reminder that we're all on this amusing ride together. Win or lose, it's a shared experience made tolerable by faith in our fellow humans.

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Attention Horoscopes By Holiday Editors: Please Use The Following Version Of The Column. An Earlier Version Was Transmitted In Error. Thank You For Your Attention. -- Creators Syndicate

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ATTENTION HOROSCOPES BY HOLIDAY EDITORS: PLEASE USE THE FOLLOWING VERSION OF THE COLUMN. AN EARLIER VERSION WAS TRANSMITTED IN ERROR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION. -- CREATORS SYNDICATE

Aquarian Moon Rules the Day of Hearts

The Aquarius lunar vibes are associated with friendship, compassion, higher thinking and our better angels. The kind of ...Read more

Happy Mardi Gras

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The Mardi Gras carnival celebration involves vibrant color and light, appointed royalty, creative parade floats and unusual giveaways. The point is to be richly sated before the season of Lent asks us to give up indulgences -- though this square of Mercury and Jupiter warns plainly against overindulgence this Fat Tuesday.

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The Moon of Done

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The three earth phases of the moon are Taurus, which is focused on doing things the economical way, Virgo, which is focused on doing things the right way, and Capricorn, which is focused on doing things in the way that gets them done. Bonus points for making quick work of it. Get in there and finish, and then dust off your hands and don't look...Read more

Capricorn Holiday Countdown

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The Capricorn moon rules the countdown to several events of the week -- Mardi Gras, Valentine's Day and the Lunar New Year. Taking care of the practical considerations is the order of the day. What you think of and plan for now will set the stage for successful celebrations and lucky beginnings.

ARIES (March 21-April 19). You'll contemplate a...Read more

Venus Change

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Everyone wants rewards commensurate with their contributions. The trouble is that our contributions are valued according to needs and appetites of others that we have little control over. Luckily, with the Venus change, our sensitivities to what others want get more intuitive. Push your feelings into the situation before asking questions.

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On the Last Day of Venus in Aquarius

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Our expressions make art out of our faces. Some call it a mask, but if that's so, it's an evolving kind of mask, being formed by every feeling that flickers across it. It's pretty easy to be an accurate face reader today: Anyone paying attention can see the joys and pains in a face. Use it to make a friend on this last day of Venus in Aquarius...Read more

Disarming the Archer Moon

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You can only be disarming to those who are armed. And today most people will be, as the moon moves into the sign of the archer. They will be armed not with bows and arrows but with the usual defenses, poses and postures they project to be seen in a preferred way. Disarm them through total acceptance of who they really are underneath all that. ...Read more

Lunar Squares

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Lunar squares overhead. We all hit those moments when nothing seems to be going right, not the computer, not the project, not the relationship... it's all rolling along on square wheels. It takes leverage and smarts to get it moving, but at least it's not hurling out of control. Since being faster isn't an option, take the opportunity to be ...Read more

Paper Shredder Moon

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How it is on paper is not how it is, not ever, but particularly not under this paper shredder of a moon. No one is a list of achievements. Everyone is a mix of wins and losses. Each thing we do offers us something to learn about ourselves, and the lesson will come regardless of the outcome.

ARIES (March 21-April 19). There is hardly an ...Read more

Lunar Fun House

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Today's lunar shifts (including a void-of-course moon) are a walk through the fun house, mirrors included. Whatever you send through this carnival feature -- feelings, thoughts, your self-image, random ideas -- you can expect distortions. The fun house is only fun when you know it's not real. Remind yourself of this frequently throughout the ...Read more

Message for the Venus Square of Jupiter

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Maybe sensitive people don't have to harden themselves to fit into this world. And maybe rugged people don't have to soften themselves to accommodate them. But what could help is if we all could appreciate and make room for one another's unique gifts. Such behavior will start something beautiful during this Venus square of Jupiter.

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Mars and Jupiter Square

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The square of Mars and Jupiter could bring up authority issues. The authorities aim to make people easy to manage and control. True leaders aim to encourage the best and highest from people. The structures and limits imposed by authority are meant to govern and contain. Structures and limits offered by leaders are rules meant to protect and ...Read more

Virgo Moon Rules Groundhog Day

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The Virgo moon rules this Groundhog Day, suggesting that Punxsutawney Phil -- seer of seers, sage of sages, prognosticator of prognosticators and weather prophet extraordinaire -- will be reticent to make a determination this year, as high stakes always seem much higher under this moon of perfectionism.

ARIES (March 21-April 19). Interesting ...Read more

Cosmic Character Assessment

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In the same way that nobody returns from the mall saying, "I saved $12 million dollars because I didn't buy anything," it's also not exactly fair to say, "I'm a good person because I don't murder." The planets suggest we'll be making character judgments today. Just remember that people aren't best defined by what they don't do.

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Blue Moon of Kentucky and Other Places

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Patsy Cline invited the "Blue Moon of Kentucky" to keep on shining on the one who's gone and proved untrue. That Kentucky moon was also blue in Seattle and Sydney and San Juan Capistrano, and it shone equally on the truthful. Tonight the blue moon comes back around, supersize, playful and dispersing generous and joyful love.

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