Dr. John Gartner, founder of Duty to Warn, meets with the president to assess if he's mentally fit for office.
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but ...Read More
A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis. The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.
The man said, "Cure it? I want to prolong it."
A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
"OK," says his ...Read More
Reginald Knowles, Britain's worst goalkeeper, failed to end his life today. He threw himself in front of a bus and missed.
What do you get if you cross a kangeroo and a sheep? A wooly jumper.
What do you get if you cross...Read More
This practical joke is best done to people who are truly worried about their car, truck, whatever. The type that parks their car 20 hectares away from the mall to avoid it getting touched by human kind.
When your buddy ...Read More
I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old...I had him strapped in a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I misstepped and fell down an entire flight of stairs, (13 to be exact). I was bruised, ...Read More