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Seth MacFarlane Sings Cyndi Lauper’s Greatest Hits As Stewie and Peter Griffin
All of our dreams have come true as today Seth MacFarlane sings Cyndi Lauper's greatest hits as Family Guy characters Stewie and Peter Griffin.

Ayoade Jokes About Redford at Sundance
British comedic actor/director Richard Ayoade, at the Sundance Film Fest. to promote "The Double," which stars Jesse Eisenberg, claims he got a warm welcome from Robert Redford.

Mr. Rogers Talks About Meeting Eddie Murphy | Letterman
When Fred Rogers met Mr. Robinson, Eddie Murphy. (Air date; 2/17/1982)

Where's the Dog? - Superman HISHE
A Superman HISHE cartoon. The Man of Steel is looking for Krypto but finds he has to battle more than just Lex Luthor this summer.
Bombing the Plane
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.
The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it was, she was always worried that someone would have a bomb on the plane.
She read books about how safe it was and listened ...Read more
Reasons to Allow Drinking at Work
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.
1. It’s an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because ...Read more
Liners: Just One
The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of ...Read more
Diet Rules for Cheaters
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.
3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot ...Read more

Michael Luo - The Resilience of Chinese Americans in "Strangers in the Land" | The Daily Show
“History is written by the powerful, and the powerless are often left out of history.” Michael Luo, author of "Strangers in the Land: Exclusion, Belonging, and the Epic Story of the Chinese in America" and executive editor at The New Yorker, joins Ronny Chieng to discuss the untold stories of Asian American persistence and resilience in the ...Read more

Pedestrian Question – Have You Ever Been Naked in Public?
We wanted to get into the Spring Break spirit, so we went out on the street and asked people strolling by if they had ever been naked in public. Then we turned it into a guessing game for the audience where based on that introduction, we guessed if that person has been fully on display or not in our latest #PedestrianQuestion.

Honest Trailers | Thunderbolts
Thunderbolts…Assemble! It’s time for the Honest Trailer for Marvel’s Phase 5 Finale, and the best film they’ve made since, I dunno, Deadpool & Wolverine’s Unlikely Cameo Parade? Check out this video, then be one of the few people to check out the actual movie.

Matty Matheson Reveals How He Landed His Role in The Bear While Working as a Consultant for the Show
Matty Matheson talks about his cookbook Soup, Salad, Sandwiches; landing his role on The Bear while working as a consultant on the show; and the story behind his tattoos.

Jennifer Lawrence Was An Unbelievably Hyper Kid | CONAN on TBS
(Original Airdate: 12/18/13) Jennifer was so hyper as a kid that her family lovingly called her “Nitroglycerin.”
Mom Knew a Few Things
My mother taught me esp – put your sweater on; don’t you think i know when you are cold?
My mother taught me humor – when that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.
My mother taught me how to become an adult – if you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.
My mother taught me about my roots – shut ...Read more
Secret Service
The Secret Service just sent out a memo reminding the president's security detail that they shall not take drugs, get drunk on duty, or hire hookers.If the agents have to engage in such misbehavior, they shouldn't be in the Secret Service. They should be members of the presidential cabinet instead.
Duelling Barbers
A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place.
They put up a big bold sign which read:
"WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"
Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign:
"WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS"
If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer
- If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!
- To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
- If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".
- Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
- To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
- To improve your appearance, ...Read more
Physical Problems
A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom Salts one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked if he was feeling better.
The man said that he actually felt worse. "Did you drink warm salt water an hour before breakfast each day?" the Doc ...Read more