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Give the Lawyer a Hand

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A young trial lawyer was defending a man accused of burglary, known for being witty (and the judge knows this) tried yet another one of his creative defenses. The judge, while not known for having a sense of humor, decided to here the young lawyer out.

"While my client admits he did, in fact, reach his arm into the window and removed a few ...Read more

Job Interview Questions

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Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual questions that have been asked by job candidates.

"What is it that you people do at this company?"
"What is the company motto?"
"Why aren't you in a more interesting business?"
"What are the zodiac signs of...Read more

Barometer Uses

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A physics student once got the following question in an exam: "You are given an accurate barometer. How would you use it to determine the height of a skyscraper?" He answered,

"Go to the top floor, tie a long piece of string to the barometer, let it down 'till it touches the ground and measure the length of the string." The examiner wasn't ...Read more

Would you like me to help you upstairs?

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A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?" "Yep".

Then the good samaritan got to thinking that maybe...Read more

Tomatoes

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A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden. "I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato," said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine.

"No," said the farmer, "I get a dime for a tomato like that one."

The small boy pointed to a smaller green one, "Will you take two pennies ...Read more

Ted Cruz Storms Off After Questions About Guns, Wants Door Control Instead: A Closer Look

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Seth takes a closer look at pro-gun politicians refusing to take action for stricter gun safety measures to stop America's plague of mass shootings and pitching an insane alternative to get rid of doors instead of guns.

Tom Cruise's Top 5 Moments On The Graham Norton Show!

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With the release of Top Gun Maverick, here are the top 5 Tom Cruise moments!

Celebrity Noses: Card Sizes

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James is bringing all positive vibes to complete one of the Late Late Show's best comedy segments. The only issue is the gang can't seem to get the card sizes to James' liking...

For The Kids...

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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

My teacher reminds me of history
She's always ...Read more

Laryngitis

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A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis. The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.

The man said, "Cure it? I want to prolong it."

I'll trust you that you paid

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A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes $9.00.

"But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer.

"Okay," says the bartender, "If you said you paid, you did."

The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers ...Read more

Pengiun Movies

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A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police...Read more

Prayers Before Dinner

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The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

"No sir," Little Johnny replies, "I don't have to, my mom is a good cook!"

Quick Stop

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A computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes failed. They screamed down the mountain, gaining speed, and finally managed to grind to a halt, more by luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged rocks. They all got out of the car.

The computer engineer said, "I ...Read more

Turkey Football

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The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey ...Read more

Senate Skips Town Without Taking Action | 100+ GOP Midterm Ads Feature Guns

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Senators McConnell and Schumer opted not to consider any gun violence solutions before letting the Senate leave for a two week break, and Republicans who are concerned with violence on TV need look no further than their own campaign ads.

Emma Watson TOTALLY Had A Crush On Tom Felton | The Jonathan Ross Show

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When Tom Felton said he sees Emma as his 'little sister'.

Jon Hamm Calls Miles Teller Out for Getting Lost in Prince William's Eyes | The Tonight Show

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Jon Hamm talks about starring in George Harrison's "My Sweet Lord" music video, his role in Top Gun: Maverick and having to follow a strict protocol while meeting the royal family.

The Queen of England Has a New Ride

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After James checks in with his guests Patricia Arquette and Ben Schwartz, who is stealing everything he can before the show comes to an end, he asks the gang if they would like to separate their work and personal memories, a la Patricia's show "Severance". And then it's time for the news.

America's Urgent Gun Crisis and the Rewriting of the Second Amendment: A Closer Look

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Seth takes a closer look at the powerful forces and leaders behind the decades-long fraud that convinced people it's their constitutional right to own arsenals of military-grade weaponry.

 

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