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Richard Pryor Talks About Co-Writing Blazing Saddles | Carson Tonight Show
Original Airdate: 01/17/1974
Keanu Reeves Wore Dolly Parton's "Playboy" Costume | Letterman
Keanu had some unique Halloween costumes as a kid.
Ana Navarro - “We rise upwards together” | The Daily Show
“We need to understand that we rise upwards together. It’s too easy to pit us against each other.” Co-host of “The View” and CNN Political Commentator Ana Navarro discusses the importance of unity among Latinos and all underrepresented groups, and how Democrats shouldn’t take the Latino vote for granted.
Brian Cox Shakes Everyone With Bone-Chilling Ghost Story | The Jonathan Ross Show
Succession's Brian Cox reveals details of a chilling ghost encounter in Edinburgh that left him hiding under covers.
Keanu Reeves' Top 10 Moments! | The Graham Norton Show
To celebrate John Wick 4, here's the top 10 moments of Keanu Reeves!
Tony Randall Lives In A Hotel With Topless Women | The Dick Cavett Show
Actor Tony Randall arrives from California to chat about Los Angeles and topless women at the hotel pool.
For The Kids...
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
My teacher reminds me of history
She's always ...Read more
Laryngitis
A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis. The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.
The man said, "Cure it? I want to prolong it."
Lesson in Life
Mr. Turtle was walking down the road when he spotted a eagle at the tip top of a very tall tree. He shouted, "Good Morning, Mr. Crow."
Mr. Crow shouted back down, "Good Morning Mr. Turtle." Mr. Turtle shouted up, "Whatcha doin' today?" and the answer shouted back down was, "Absolutely nothin' Mr. Turtle - Absolutely nothin' and loving it."
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Doctor's Guarantee
"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
"Was he successful?"
"Yup, I had to sell my car to pay his bill."
Tips to Improve Your Writing
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
3. Employ the vernacular.
4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
5. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
6. Remember to never split an infinitive.
7. Contractions aren't necessary.
8. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
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For The Kids...
What is the best advice to give to worm?
Sleep late!
What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What...Read more
For The Kids...
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires!
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
What is a pigs favorite ballet?
Swine Lake!
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs!
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday?
Eat him on Saturday!
Why did the foal cough?
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Flip Shots with Kieran Culkin and Method Man | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Kieran Culkin, Method Man, Tariq and Jimmy go head to head in a game of flip cup with a nauseating twist.
This Week in Unnecessary Censorship
Once again, we've bleeped and blurred all the week's big TV moments whether they need it or not. This week we feature David Muir, Joe Biden, Gayle King & Pat Sajak and more.
Frank and Moon Zappa Talk "Valley Girl" | Letterman
The Zappas play the name game and do valley speak. (From "Late Night," air date: 8/10/82)
Honest Trailers | Everything Everywhere All At Once
Honest Trailers | Everything Everywhere All At Once
Funding the IRS - Long Story Short | The Daily Show
Republicans want you to believe that increased funding and a greater workforce for the IRS means you'll have tax collectors breaking down your door and taking your money at gunpoint. In the latest installment of Long Story Short, Al Franken takes a look at what that new IRS money is really going towards, including updated technology and more ...Read more
Nick Kroll Talks Mel Brooks, Larry David and History of the World: Part II
Nick Kroll shares the story of his first time meeting Mel Brooks, talks about working with Brooks on History of the World: Part II and elaborates on one of his characters in the show.
Dog Care
A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know you love Granger, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?"
The boy thought a moment and then said, "I guess I'd feel like it was my birthday and Aunt Doreen was here!"
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