Seth Holds a Surprise Inspection of His Monologue Writers in January

Humor / Jokes /

Seth checks in with his monologue writers in January and holds a surprise inspection to review the quality of their jokes.

Late Night Funny #4

Humor / Jokes /

Biden dropped one off-handed diss on a reporter — he’s no legend. Attacking the press was Donald Trump’s whole thing. First of all, he wouldn’t mumble that into a hot mic — no, he would scream that [expletive] in your face, he would be like [imitating Trump] ‘Get that son of a bitch out of here. So rude. So rude. My ...Read more

Late Night Funny #3

Humor / Jokes /

A lot of people online are dunking on the reporter, saying he deserved this because he’s just some Fox News guy asking a dumb question, and they’re right. You know, ‘Do you think inflation is a political liability’ is a very stupid question. I mean, what’s Biden supposed to say? ‘No, I think people like spending more money to buy the...Read more

Late Night Funny #2

Humor / Jokes /

You see? This is what happens when you have been on Zoom calls for two years — you forget that real life doesn’t have a mute button.

Trevor Noah

Joe Biden Curses Fox News Reporter, China’s COVID Crackdown & The SATs Go Digital | The Daily Show

Humor / Jokes /

Joe Biden calls a Fox reporter a “stupid SOB,” China scrambles to contain the coronavirus before the Winter Games, and the SAT gets a digital upgrade

Late Night Funny #1

Humor / Jokes /

At the White House on Monday, President Biden referred to Peter Doocy, a Fox News reporter, as a “stupid son of a bitch” in a hot-mic moment.

Like most presidents, Biden has a complicated relationship with the media, which I get it, you know? They nitpick everything he says, they challenge all of his decisions and they even get their...Read more

For The Kids...

Humor / Jokes /

Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

My teacher reminds me of history
She's always ...Read more


Humor / Jokes /

A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis. The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.

The man said, "Cure it? I want to prolong it."


Humor / Jokes /

One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "Texas A & M."


Humor / Jokes /

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."

"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"

The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, 'Now ...Read more

Answering Machine Message 218

Humor / Jokes /

Hi, this is Ed. I'm secretly replacing Faisal and Bob with dark sparkling Folger's Crystals. Leave your name, number, and a brief message and they'll call you back when they're nice and percolated. See if you can tell the difference.

High Birth Rate

Humor / Jokes /

A little rural town had one of the highest birth rates in the country and this phenomenon attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university.

They wrote a grant proposal; got a huge chunk of money; moved to town; set up their computers; got squared away; and began designing their questionnaires and such.

While the staff was ...Read more


Humor / Jokes /

At work, I've got the ear of the boss.

I'm still not convinced we should pay the ransom.


Humor / Jokes /

No body

Food Theory: Tootsie Pops - How Many Licks Does It REALLY Take?

Humor / Jokes /

Food Theory: Tootsie Pops - How Many Licks Does It REALLY Take?

Eat the watermelons

Humor / Jokes /

The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!"

He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons.

The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the ...Read more

Mass Hysteria

Humor / Jokes /

A professor of clinical psychology at Victoria University in Wellington, New Zealand, included a lecture on crowd psychology in his annual course. To illustrate mass hysteria, he regularly showed TV news footage of teenage crowds greeting the Beatles at the local airport in the 1960's.

One year, when he ran the footage, he heard squeals and ...Read more

No Bills Larger Than $20

Humor / Jokes /

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.

There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

Ways the Bible Would Be Different if Written by College Students....

Humor / Jokes /

- Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.

- The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.

- New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.

- Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.

- Paul's letter to the Romans becomes Paul's e-mail to ...Read more

Bottle of Wine

Humor / Jokes /

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you open a bottle of wine.

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long ...Read more



Steve Benson Master Strokes: Golf Tips John Branch John Darkow Take It From The Tinkersons Rugrats