Life Advice



Nothing Wrong With The 'thank You,' 'no, Thank You' Routine

Life Advice / Miss Manners /

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I am curious about your opinion when TV guests are told, "Thank you for being on the show," and they reply, "Thank you." Why do so many guests skip the "You're welcome" and go directly to "Thank you," often without adding "... for having me"?

Do we no longer acknowledge thanks on radio or TV?

GENTLE READER: Actually, there ...Read more

Don't Look A Gift Cookie In The Mouth

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: For about a decade, my partner and I have made homemade packages of treats for about a dozen households at holiday time. These have varied slightly over the years, but usually include nuts, candies and baked goods. Sometimes a cake, some brownies or cookies.

This year, I used a different flour that included the salt and ...Read more

Buying A Round: Gift Or Requirement?

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: I contend that buying a round of drinks when out with friends is like giving a gift, in that one should do so without anticipation of the gesture being reciprocated. It is a way of saying, "I am grateful for your company, and here is my effort to enliven our night out."

"Bosh," says my friend: Buying a round of drinks is an ...Read more

'if You Buy Me A Wedding Gift, I'm Just Going To Sell It'

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: Our middle daughter has just sent out her wedding invitations. She is the first child of ours to get married, and she is planning (and paying for) a big wedding.

I think she has done a great job, except for one thing: She posted on the wedding website that she and her fiance will return or resell any wedding gifts they ...Read more

I Can't Keep Giving Huge Sums Of Money For Office Gifts

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: I have a colleague who consistently asks for what I consider large contributions to work gifts. I've explained to her that I'm not comfortable giving that kind of money. I want to show kindness for things such as birthdays and Boss's Day, but the amounts she asks for are above my comfort level.

I get the feeling that everyone...Read more

My Christmas Cards Are Inducing Guilt In Others

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: Over the years, I've maintained a special fondness for the act of writing and addressing Christmas cards to about 50 friends (old and new) and family members. I find taking a moment to think of valued relationships, even if only once a year, to be heartwarming and restorative.

However, in recent years, more and more ...Read more

Jeans, T-Shirt Called 'too Stylish'

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: How should I respond when someone comments that I appear too stylish or well-dressed?

This happened at a casual luncheon at a friend's home. I pointed out that I was wearing jeans and a T-shirt. My thought had been that the hostess had put a lot of effort into her luncheon, so my outfit should reflect a bit of effort, too.

...Read more

Friend's Mom Keeps Comparing Our Kids

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: I am the mother of a terrific 15-year-old girl. She's a joy to be around, has lovely friends, does fine in school, is both interesting and interested, etc.

I may be prejudiced, so I'll name some flaws, as well: She frequently needs to be reminded about chores; she'll sleep late, and can be forgetful; and now and then there's ...Read more

Enough With The Photo Slideshow

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: How can I politely stop someone from showing me endless photos on their cellphone?

I have never been much of a picture-taker, and don't enjoy looking at other people's photos. I can pretend interest in one or two, but after that, my eyes glaze over and I am looking for an escape route.

I don't want to insult my friends or ...Read more

Just Leave The Redheads Alone Already

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: My husband and I are in the process of adopting my sweet 2-year-old nephew. He has lived with us since he was 7 weeks old, due to my sister and brother-in-law's inability to care for him.

He is the sweetest, happiest child you could ever want to know, and has bright red hair. This garners him a ton of attention when we are ...Read more

Cue The Lawyer Jokes

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: How does one politely, yet firmly, respond to people who insult one's profession?

I am a lawyer, and I say so when I'm asked what my profession is. Some people feel it is then their right, or even their obligation, to go on a tirade against all lawyers. This happens mostly at social gatherings where I would prefer not to ...Read more

The Boy Named Sue Can Relate

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: I am a 54-year-old woman whose given name is Brett (a name typically given to boys). My mother loved the name after reading Ernest Hemingway's "The Sun Also Rises," and decided, long before I was born, to give that name to her child. I believe she was ahead of her time, and I admire her for that.

To be honest, I did not enjoy...Read more

Thanks For The Thoughts; Hold The Prayers

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: My question concerns the phrase "thoughts and prayers," which imposes one's own religion on those with differing (or no) religious beliefs.

I do respect the rights of individuals to believe in and practice their own religion. I do not, however, think that any religious beliefs/practices should be forced upon others.

I am a ...Read more

Woman Clashes With Mil In More Ways Than One

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: My mother-in-law is very concerned that my love of bright colors and patterns conveys "lower class" standards to her uppity family.

Her snobbery and striving led to our falling out when I disagreed with her dictating what her extended family would wear on a vacation that she did not pay for. She tried to insist that the ...Read more

This Office Chair Comes With A 'subservient' Setting

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: I was at a dinner party where the hostess, a paralegal at a local law firm, was telling us about a conversation she had in her office with one of the partners. The actual point of the story became secondary to our conversation when she set the stage with, "When he sat down, I made sure to lower my chair so that I sat lower ...Read more

I'm Part Of The Wedding, But Don't Support The Marriage

Life Advice / Miss Manners /

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My brother is getting married for the second time. He first married about 25 years ago, divorcing 10 years later.

Since then, he has left a trail of destruction and heartbreak: He has cheated on, and lost, a series of partners, and even got fired from a lucrative job because he conducted multiple affairs with employees.

His ...Read more

No Response Needed For Unsolicited Opinion

Life Advice / Miss Manners /

DEAR MISS MANNERS: The husband of a friend remarked (shouted, actually) to me, from outside of a closed bathroom door, that I wear too much makeup! I was mortified, and of course, I had not asked for his opinion.

What would have been the proper response?

GENTLE READER: As you were behind a closed bathroom door, the proper response was silence....Read more

'anxiety' Being Used As Blanket Excuse For Rudeness

Life Advice / Miss Manners /

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I sat at a charity event with a friend who is being treated for anxiety. My friend abruptly pointed out a flaw in another woman's appearance. That woman ran out of the room, probably having her own anxiety attack.

I asked my friend why she did this, and she said it would be something she would want to know. When I asked why ...Read more

Every Concert Now A Hootenanny

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: When did it become common for people to obnoxiously hoot and holler to show their appreciation for the performance of an artist on stage?

I always applaud after a musical number and at the end of the production, and join in the standing ovation for a spectacular performance. I don't expect silence; shouts of "Bravo!" are to ...Read more

Lucy Will Always Pull The Football Away

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: I have a cousin who calls almost weekly to invite me over for dinner during the upcoming weekend -- but nine times out of 10, the invitation gets rescinded or canceled.

After I accept, she says she'll call later in the week to confirm in case she gets busy. (I don't understand the need to confirm, since I've already accepted,...Read more



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