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Late Night Funny #3

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Some great news for Donald Trump, though: Between the constant firings in the White House, the porn-star scandal and the Russia investigation, he was able to write off this entire year as a total loss.

James Corden

Late Night Funny #2

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The president is said to be furious about this book, because it combines the two things he hates most: criticism and reading.

Jimmy Kimmel

Did You Forget to Do Your Taxes?!

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James Corden looks at the news of the day, including your annual reminder you're late on your taxes and a police sketch of a man Stormy Daniels says intimidated her that looks like many celebrities.

Late Night Funny #1

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It was reported today that President Trump has been pushing for women’s health programs that are based on abstinence. Yeah, Trump said, ‘It was actually my wife’s idea.’

Conan O'Brien

Self Defence Against Fresh Fruit - Monty Python's Flying Circus

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"Self Defence Against Fresh Fruit" is about an RSM-type instructor (John Cleese) who is teaching a class about self-defence, but all he teaches is how to defend oneself against an assailant "armed" with a piece of fresh fruit. The sketch first appeared in "Monty Python's Flying Circus" Series 1, Episode 4 - "Owl Stretching Time" - which ...Read more

Late Night Funny #4

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Former FBI Director James Comey was interviewed on ABC last night, and he said that Trump often changes his story and contradicts himself. In response, Trump said, "Yes, I don't."

Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #3

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Last night was the ABC News interview with former FBI Director James Comey where he promoted his new book. But before the interview, Trump got on Twitter yesterday morning and called Comey a liar and attacked his reputation. So, congratulations to Donald Trump for sending Comey's book straight to No. 1.

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Late Night Funny #2

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It has come out today that President Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen also represents Fox News host Sean Hannity. Apparently, Cohen would pay women $130,000 to watch Hannity’s show.

Conan O'Brien

Comey Compared Donald Trump To A Mafia Boss

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Ahead of his highly anticipated Late Show appearance on Tuesday, James Comey apparently had a practice interview conducted by George Stephanopoulos.

Late Night Funny #1

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James Comey says he believes that the Russians may have damaging information on President Trump. For example, the Russians claim to have video footage of everything Trump has ever said on television.

Conan O'Brien

Candy Dispenser

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While I was visiting my sister one evening, I took out a candy dispenser that was shaped like a miniature person. "How does that thing work?" she asked.

As I turned the figurine's arm to pop candy out, my sister laughed.

"I see ... it's a lot like my husband," she said. "You have to twist his arm to get anything out of him."

Bunion Removal

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I went to my podiatrist to have a bunion removed.

When the treatment ended, I asked if another appointment would be necessary.

He said,"No, but if you experience any discomfort, you should callous back."

What Would Freud Say About These Places?

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- Climax, Michigan
- Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
- Needmore, Arkansas
- Hardup, Utah
- Intercourse, Pennsylvania
- Hornytown, North Carolina
- Conception Junction, Missouri

Party Entertainment...

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A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out..... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they would help chop some wood for her out back. Gratefully, they headed to ...Read more

More Couples Humor

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On a whim, a man decided to get his wife a dozen roses and surprise her after work.

The minute he opened the door, his wife took one look at the flowers in his hand and started screaming, "This is the worst day that I have EVER had! The kids have been terrible. They got in a food fight, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement,...Read more

Honest Trailers - Baby Driver

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You've been obsessed with what Edgar Wright hasn't made, now how about something he's obsessed about for 22 years - it's Baby Driver!

Five Stages of Watching A Disney remake (HISHE collab)

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Five Stages of Watching A Disney remake (HISHE collab)

Late Night Funny #4

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Even though the FBI raided his office, Trump's lawyer said that he would rather jump out of a building than turn on Trump. When Melania heard the words "turn on" and "Trump," she said that she was going to jump out of the building.

Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #3

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President Trump had dinner with Republican congressional leaders last night. “Are you gonna finish that?” they asked about his presidency.

Seth Meyers

Late Night Funny #2

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Trump had to do some tap dancing today after repeatedly criticizing the previous administration for tipping our enemies off to what are we going to do before we do it. Trump informed Russia we would be firing missiles on Syria . . . which is telling enemies what we’re going to do before we do it. Today he tried to correct the perception. He ...Read more

 

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