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One Over Cabin

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What is the integral of "one over cabin" with respect to "cabin"?

Answer: Natural log cabin + c = houseboat.

Late Night Funny #4

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According to The Hollywood Reporter, the salacious new book on the inner workings of the Trump White House is set to become a TV series. They’re calling it ‘The Worst Wing.’

Seth Meyers

Late Night Funny #3

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It has come out that President Trump enjoys eating cheeseburgers in bed. He likes to eat cheeseburgers in bed — which explains why Melania likes to go to bed disguised as a salad.

Conan O'Brien

Late Night Funny #2

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When she arrived (former adult-film star known as Stormy Daniels who claimes she had an affair with President Trump in 2006), he was wearing sweatpants, and they ended up eating in his hotel room. Sweatpants, eating in the bedroom: Even back then he was preparing for the presidency.

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#MeToo Backlash - Full Frontal on TBS

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Women speaking out has finally led to men speaking about how unfair it was that the women got to speak in the first place.

Late Night Funny #1

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A lot of people were very skeptical when they heard that Trump only weighs 239 pounds. But it actually checks out when you remember that for the weigh-in, Trump took off his clothes and his hair.

Jimmy Fallon

Vacation

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Darla had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went.

"Pretty good, I think," replied Darla, "but if I go to work there I won't get a vacation until I'm married."

Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing. "Is that what they told you?"

"No", replied Darla, "but right on the application ...Read more

Management Lesson

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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?".

The crow answered: Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson?

To be ...Read more

For The Kids...

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How do you make milk shake?
Give it a good scare!

Do you know the time?
No, we haven't met yet!

What sleeps at the bottom of the sea?
A kipper!

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck!

What soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
Seasoned troopers!

Did you hear about the man who had BO on ...Read more

For The Kids...

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What do witches eat at Halloween?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!

What's Dracula's car called?
A mobile blood unit!

What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?
A wear-wolf!

Why did the witch go over the mountain?
Because she couldn't go under it!

Why didn't the skeleton want to play ...Read more

For The Kids...

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Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

Doctor, Doctor I've broken my arm in two places
Well don't go back there again then!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal ...Read more

Rowan Atkinson learning kung fu

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Rowan Atkinson learning kung fu

Late Night Funny #4

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A brothel in Nevada has announced it will start accepting the digital currency Bitcoin as a form of payment, because there’s a huge market for people who understand Bitcoin and also can’t get laid.

Seth Meyers

Late Night Funny #3

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President Trump’s doctor predicted that the president will have and live a long life. As a result, the doctor’s now treating Melania Trump for depression.

Conan O'Brien

Late Night Funny #2

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O.K., with the president being 6’3”, 239, according to the body mass index by the federal Health and Human Services Department, Trump is overweight and just one pound shy of obesity. One pound short of being obese! That’s awfully convenient. ‘Listen, doc, I don’t want to be obese. But I feel like this wad of cash is about one pound. ...Read more

Donald Trump Is Somehow Healthy: The Daily Show

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The official White House physician lists President Trump as being in "excellent" health despite reported fast food binges and memory loss.

Late Night Funny #1

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Trump spent yesterday playing golf instead of commemorating Martin Luther King Jr. People were pretty upset, then they thought about what Trump would have said and were like, ‘Probably a good move.’

Jimmy Fallon

Algebraic symbols

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Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.

A Scots Pessimist

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A Scots pessimist is a man who feels badly when he feels good for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better.

Perfume Counter

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A teenage girl shopped at the mall and stopped at the perfume counter.

She sees, "My Sin", "Desire", and "Ecstasy".

She says to the salesperson, "I don't want to get emotionally involved...I just want to smell nice."

 

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