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Quality Person
After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire.
"But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find another man of your caliber?"
Baked Beans Lover
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.
One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on ...Read more
Organized Crime
No matter how much the government fights it, organized crime just seems to get more organized every day. The police pulled in a Mob kingpin recently and reminded him he had the right to make a phone call.
"Just fax the arrest report to my lawyer," the mobster said calmly.
How Government Works
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night, so they created a night watchman position (GS-4) and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning position and hired two people: ...Read more
Little Girl Walking Home From School
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking.
Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.
The man said "Get in with me and I'll ...Read more
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Butcher Shop
A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's counter. The lady asks, "What in the world is that?"
"Beef tongue," replies the butcher!
The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, "No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal's mouth!"
The ...Read more

Isaac Asimov's Vision Of The Future | Letterman
The legendary science fiction writer shares his thoughts on the future of medicine, communications and more. (From "The David Letterman Show," air date: 10/21/80) …

Jon Bernthal Chased Down A Real Life Criminal | Letterman
Jon plays a cop on TV and in real life. (From "Late Show," air date: 3/12/12) …

Dave Letterman's "Airplane Audition" | Letterman
"Airplane" creators David Zucker, Jim Abrahams and Jerry Zucker share Dave's audition for the iconic comedy. (From "Late Night," air date: 3/15/82)

Anthony Bourdain Reveals The Truth About Rats In Restaurants | Letterman
Are New York City restaurants really knee deep in rats? (From "Late Show," air date: 10/11/00)

Honest Trailers | One Piece
Honest Trailers | One Piece

Honest Trailers | Barbie
Honest Trailers | Barbie

Honest Trailers | Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny
Honest Trailers | Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny

Honest Trailers | Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Honest Trailers | Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Honest Trailers | The Little Mermaid (2023)
Watch a REAL fish react to the live-action Little Mermaid movie!
Bumper Snickers pt. 1
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Where there's a will...I want to be on it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Continued below...
The Limo
The Pope was getting into his limo one night when he turned to the limo driver and said, "Before I die, I would love to drive this beautiful limo just once."
"Well, here," the limo driver says, "Take the wheel, Your Holiness!"
Further down the road, the limo is stopped by a policeman who looks in the window, goes back to his squad car, calls ...Read more
Ice Cream Humor
Q. How do astronauts eat their ice creams?
A. In floats
Q: How do you make a dinosaur float?
A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer and add one dinosaur!
Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow ?
A: Ice Cream
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
A: Pi a...Read more
Homework Help
"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"
The father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."
"That's okay," replied Little Johnny, "but you could at least give it a try, couldn't you?"