The Smothers Brothers On Getting Fired By CBS | Letterman

Jokes / February 24, 2026

Remembering Tommy Smothers. RIP. (From "Late Night," air date: 5/24/82)

Christina Applegate on Naming Her Body Parts, Married with Children, Writing a Memoir & MS Awareness

Jokes / February 24, 2026

Christina talks about her outlook after being diagnosed with MS, writing her new memoir You With the Sad Eyes, giving each of her limbs names, talking to them when they act up, the journal she has been keeping since she ...Read More

Chicken Scratchins'

Jokes / February 24, 2026

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove...Read More

Moscow Zoo

Jokes / February 24, 2026

Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long enough, one of them will throw some food at us."

Taxes Defined

Jokes / February 24, 2026

A fine is a tax for doing something wrong.

A tax is a fine for doing something right.

To the Engineer

Jokes / February 24, 2026

To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.