For The Kids...
on
Published in Jokes
Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and whenwolves!
What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?
Jump out of your skin and join him!
If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do?
Join his fang club!
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
What's Dracula's favourite soup?
Scream of tomato!
Where do ghost trains stop?
At devil crossings!
How does a witch-doctor ask a girl to dance?
''Voodoo like to dance with me!
Comments