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Dear Kitten: Regarding The Dog

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Cat and Kitten are back again, and now there is a new "thing" in the household. How will they respond?

New Girlfriend - SNL

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Physical affection makes Michael's (Jason Sudeikis) new girlfriend Regine, (Fred Armisen) act out in strange ways.

Late Night Funny #4

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The White House went into lockdown yesterday after several balloons drifted onto the property. Even worse, Bernie Sanders' house was attached to them.

Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #3

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A new study has found that beautiful people have totally different life experiences from the rest of you. I’m sorry, I meant the rest of us.

Conan O'Brien

Late Night Funny #2

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Donald Trump tweeted that a Hillary Clinton presidency would be "four more years of stupidity." As opposed to a Trump presidency, which would be one year of stupidity followed by three years of war with Mexico.

Conan O'Brien

Hero Swap - Pinocchio Starring Terminator

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What if you swapped Pinocchio with a T-800 and Geppetto wished for it to be a real boy? You get a very unexpected Hero Swap. Our second Hero Swap brought to you by our friends at Klomp! Animation. For those who are curious, this episode was in production before Civil War was even in theaters if you ever wonder how far back some episodes go.

Late Night Funny #1

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It's reported that Donald Trump may have actually done business with the mob ... even has ties to an ex-convict named Joey No Socks. When asked about his relationship with Trump, Joey No Socks said, "That's between me and Donny Three Wives."

Jimmy Fallon

Throwing Dollars

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A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River.

"That's impossible," said the tourist. "No one could throw a coin that far!"

"You have to remember," answered the guide. "A dollar went a lot farther in those days."

Computer Programming

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More and more computer science majors at U.S. colleges are opting not to take programming jobs after they graduate.

Not because they don't want to work in the computer industry, it's just that they want to spend a few more years in America before having to move to India.

Dieting Rules

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If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.

When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count if you don’t eat more than they do.

Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER counts, such as hot chocolate, ...Read more

Quotes About Getting Old

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* I much prefer being over the hill to being under it. ~Bruce Lansky

* At my age I don’t care if my mind starts to wander- just as long as it comes back again. ~Mike Knowles

* Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places. ~Glenn Dorenbush

* When you can finally afford the rings you want, you’d rather no one ...Read more

Thanksgiving Humor

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Baby Billy was sitting in his mother's kitchen, watching her prepare the Thanksgiving meal.

"What are you doing?" Billy asked.

"Oh, I'm just stuffing the turkey," his mother replied.

"That's cool!" Billy said.

"Are you going to hang it next to the bear?"

Star Trek Into Darkness Gag Reel

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It's just for the fun of humanity! At least for that part who consciously enjoy watching it.

Minions Mini Movie

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Those delightful little yellow dudes.

Field Trip - Simon's Cat

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An adventurous cat takes a walk on the wild side!

Late Night Funny #4

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The Centers for Disease Control issued a new report that 80 percent of hot tubs inspected in 2013 had at least one violation. Which reminds me, “The Bachelorette” premieres this Monday on ABC!

Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #3

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A new poll found that 90 percent of Native Americans aren't bothered by the controversial name of the Washington Redskins. It turns out the name Native Americans dislike the most is still the Cowboys.

Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #2

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While at a rally with Chris Christie in New Jersey yesterday, Donald Trump said, “If you can make it in New Jersey, you can do just about anything you want in life.” Then Trump looked at Christie and said, “Well, except be President.”

Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #1

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Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are starting to really go at it. This week Hillary criticized Trump's behavior, saying that when you run for president, the rest of the world is watching. While the rest of the world was like, “Yeah, and we're loving this!”

Jimmy Fallon

Leaning Left

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I have this friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. It used to bother me, so I suggested he see a doctor, and have his legs checked out.

For years, he refused... told me I was crazy.

But last week, he finally went, and sure enough, the doctor discovered his left leg was 1/4 of an inch shorter than his right. A quick...Read more

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