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The Last Request

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Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants.

The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a...Read more

Stephen Colbert's Cyborgasm: Intelligent Sex Robots Edition

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Intelligent sex robots are on the rise, and we have every reason to fear the worst.

Late Night Funny #4

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President Trump was in New Jersey this weekend, where he hosted a “Bikers for Trump” rally at one of his private golf courses. Because really, what’s more badass and rebellious for bikers to do than hang out at a members-only golf club? “Bikers for Trump,” or as most people call them, “bikers.”

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Late Night Funny #3

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President Trump had dinner on Friday with Apple CEO Tim Cook. Well, Tim, did you try unplugging him and plugging him back in?

Seth Meyers

Late Night Funny #2

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An 11-year-old boy in Florida was able to hack into a state elections website and change results in under 10 minutes. So get ready to meet Florida’s next governor, Fortnite McDeadpool.

Jimmy Fallon

Omarosa Says Trump Knew About Hacked Emails in Advance: A Closer Look

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Seth takes a closer look at Omarosa Manigault Newman's claim that Trump knew in advance about the Democratic emails Russia hacked during the 2016 campaign.

Late Night Funny #1

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The president’s been keeping busy. On Friday night, he had dinner with the CEO of Apple, Tim Cook. And this is nice — Trump even picked up the check. But then he ate it.

Jimmy Fallon

If The Earth Were a Small Village

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If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of 100 people, with everything else remaining the same, it would look like this:

There would be:

* 57 Asians
* 21 Europeans
* 14 from the Western Hemisphere,
* 8 Africans,

* 52 would be female
* 48 would be male

* 70 would be ...Read more

Romantic

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An older couple was lying in bed one night...

The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly ...Read more

Sinatra

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Many people are unaware that Frank Sinatra was an ecologist.

Once, he found out that the herds of animals in Africa were being forced off their native lands into game reserves where they were more apt to be eaten by their natural enemies due to the crowded conditions.

These animals would congregate around lakes and other bodies of water, but ...Read more

Classic Bumper Stickers

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- We're staying together for the sake of the cats.

- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

- This is not an abandoned vehicle.

- I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.

- It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

- Life's too short to dance with ugly men.

- Life's too short to dance with ugly women.

- My wife ...Read more

Ever Driven a Honda bike?

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A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window, "Yes?"

"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"

"No I haven't"

The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window: "Yes?"

"Ever ...Read more

Ronda Rousey Defeats America's Enemies

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Ronda Rousey is a warrior in the ring who defeats her opponents and now she uses her skills to destroy America's enemies.

Peter Stormare Is the King of European Accents

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James asks all-time movie villain Peter Stormare about his rise to fame in Hollywood and learns a shift in casting movie bad guys opened up a lane for him to unleash his Russian accent, which is like his Hungarian accent, which is like his Estonian accent, which is like his German accent.

Late Night Funny #4

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And there was another huge revelation from Omarosa this weekend: She said the Trump administration was “deceiving this nation” by hiding how mentally declined President Trump actually is. Oh, come on. We see his tweets. He’s not fooling anyone.

James Corden

Late Night Funny #3

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According to Politico, White House aides need to remind President Trump of time zones in different countries on a constant basis. He forgets that in America it’s 4 p.m., but where he is, it’s 1957.

Seth Meyers

Late Night Funny #2

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But before all this got out, Trump’s campaign tried to keep Omarosa quiet by offering her $180,000 in hush money. When Stormy Daniels heard that, she was like, “Oh, my God. What did she have to do for the extra $50,000?”

Jimmy Fallon

Trump Meets His Match In Omarosa - Between the Scenes | The Daily Show

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Omarosa spent 15 years learning Trump’s tactics and now she’s using them against him.

Late Night Funny #1

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The big story is, of course, Omarosa. She’s been promoting her new book, “Unhinged.” It’s about her time in the White House. She claims President Trump has mentally declined. Trump was furious. He said, “This book is an outrage. And — wait, what were we talking about?”

Jimmy ...

How to Handle Stress

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Picture yourself near a stream.

Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool mountain air.

Nothing can bother you here.

No one knows this secret place.

You are in total seclusion from that place called "the world."

The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

The water is clear.

You can easily make ...Read more

 

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