What Is a woman?
I’m glad there’s widespread confusion about what a woman is. I’ve been confused my entire life.
In the most basic sense, the difference between a male and a female is that a female has two X chromosomes and a male has an X and a Y chromosome — or, in my experience, a “WHY” chromosome?
I was raised an only boy with five sisters. All my sisters ever said to me was:
Why did you eat all the graham crackers?
Why can’t you stop picking your nose?
Why don’t you ever change the toilet paper roll when the toilet paper runs out?
I love my sisters, and we had lots of laughter growing up in our lively house, but I was an agitation to them most of the time — especially when they caught me using their toothbrushes.
They refused to sit next to their “icky, stinky” brother in our station wagon, so my Dad banished me to the third seat — the one that faced backwards, which kept me in a perpetual state of motion sickness.
To his credit, my father advanced gender neutral clothing four decades before it was fashionable — though he was motivated by cost savings.
Despite my having five sisters, he made me wear hand-me-downs. It wasn’t too bad most of the year, but I must tell you, Easter Sunday was unpleasant.
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