Bumper Snickers
Published in Jokes
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
Protected by .357 Magnum 3 days a week. You guess which 3
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
Fight crime – Shoot back
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
Clear the Road I AM SIXTEEN
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
I got this motor home for my wife. Best deal I ever made
Hang up and drive.
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Over… [Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]
If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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