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Jordan Klepper Crashes Trump's UFC Birthday Celebration at the White House | The Daily Show

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As Trump hits 80 and America counts down to the big 250, the president organized a patriotic event worthy of any 10-year-old: a badass UFC fight at the White House, complete with dirt bikes! Jordan Klepper went to D.C. to take in the hillbilly elegyness of it all, and to chat with attendees who were stoked to witness the American Dream of two sweaty guys fighting on the White House lawn.

 


 

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