“Go to your local shelters if you’re looking to expand your family and you’re saving two lives, the one that you’re adopting and you’re opening up room for another one to be saved.” Beth Stern, bestselling ...Read More

Will Forte talks about the time his daughters got into their mom's makeup, why the text chain for The Four Seasons stresses him out and the time he took over 81,000 steps in one day.

As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it.

For 50 years Uncle Jack left the box alone, ...Read More

When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When I do it without being told, I'm trying to be ...Read More

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.

"I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."

"Of ...Read More

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.

One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it ...Read More