Visual artist, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame member, and R.E.M. lead singer Michael Stipe says he's finalizing the lyrics for his upcoming debut solo album, which might include the sound of a tree hearing itself for the first ...Read More

Stefon (Bill Hader) brings his unique ideas to a movie pitch with his brother (Ben Affleck). [Season 34, 2008]

A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He ...Read More

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes".

The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she ...Read More

An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping around the sky.

One very nervous lady happened to be sitting next to a clergyman and turned to him. "Can't you do something?" she demanded ...Read More

The sales manager was wrapping up her pep talk to new staff members. "Just remember this," she said. "Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not."