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Airliner in Violent Thunderstorm

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An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping around the sky.

One very nervous lady happened to be sitting next to a clergyman and turned to him. "Can't you do something?" she demanded angrily.

 

"I'm sorry ma'am," the reverend said gently, "I'm in sales, not management."


 

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