Denzel talks about getting his haircut, being a garbageman as a young man, working at a restaurant, being a Cowboys fan, people in Dallas being upset about the Micah Parsons trade, there being four players named Denzel in ...Read More

Fortnite? Stupid. Adventure playgrounds? Stupid. Earth Day? Stupid. Everything is stupid. Here's the best of Everything is Stupid with Ronny Chieng, part 1. #DailyShow #RonnyChieng #Comedy

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?.
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?.
They both drop their needles!

What's Christmas called in England?.
Yule Britannia!

What did...Read More

A little boy returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all about the Wise Men from the East who brought gifts to the Baby Jesus. He was so excited he could hardly wait to ...Read More

A pharmacist is going over the directions on a prescription bottle with an elderly patient.

"Be sure not to take this more often than every 4 hours," the pharmacist says.

"Don't worry," replies the patient. "It takes me...Read More

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?"

"Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us."

"Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?" ...Read More