Christmas Yuks

Jokes / December 23, 2025

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?.
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?.
They both drop their needles!

What's Christmas called in England?.
Yule Britannia!

What did...Read More

Christmas Story

Jokes / December 23, 2025

A little boy returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all about the Wise Men from the East who brought gifts to the Baby Jesus. He was so excited he could hardly wait to ...Read More

Prescription Bottle

Jokes / December 23, 2025

A pharmacist is going over the directions on a prescription bottle with an elderly patient.

"Be sure not to take this more often than every 4 hours," the pharmacist says.

"Don't worry," replies the patient. "It takes me...Read More

Childbirth

Jokes / December 23, 2025

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?"

"Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us."

"Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?" ...Read More

Italian Pasta Diet

Jokes / December 23, 2025

It Really Works!

1) You walka pasta da bakery.

2) You walka pasta da candy store.

3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.

The Triumph Family Christmas Special | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

Jokes / December 22, 2025

(Original airdate: 12/15/98) Triumph shares his holiday special just in time for Christmas.