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Trump Can’t Tell Kimmel From Colbert | FIFA Peace Prize | Is There Anything MAGA Won’t Tolerate?

on Dec 9, 2025

Published in Jokes

President Trump thinks he’s a better award show host than Jimmy Kimmel, FIFA awarded the president a totally made up peace prize, and Stephen wonders if there’s anything Trump can do that would alienate his MAGA base.

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Trump Attacks "Horrible" Jimmy Kimmel, Gets Embarrassing Fake Award & Jimmy Announces Show Renewal

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"You Have No Talent" - How Sigourney Weaver Succeeded After Being Told To Give Up Her Dream

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Ol' Doc McTavish

Jokes / December 09, 2025

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Unjust Criticism

Jokes / December 09, 2025

Lawyers get a lot of unjust criticism. I would remind you that it is not right to condemn a whole profession just because of 350,000 bad apples.

Biggest feet in the third grade

Jokes / December 09, 2025

Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, "Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. Is dat becoss I'm Norvegian?"

"No," said Sven, "It's because you're NINETEEN."