There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road.

The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control.

Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it ...Read More

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.

"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.

"I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts."

A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, "Paul has to go to the principal's office."

"I wonder why," the teacher mused.

"Because he's a...Read More

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
A road hag!

What kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?
Charm bracelets!

When should you feed witches milk to a baby?
When it's a baby...Read More

A Police Officer Pulls over a speeder and walks up to the driver.

The driver says "I'm late for work Officer, I'm sorry I was speeding"

The cop says, "Late for work are you ... well, I'll write you a late note."

Emmy-winner Anne Hathaway still can't believe her luck after being showered with attention by Taylor Swift at her concert in Germany.