Trump Falls Asleep During First Day of Criminal Trial & Delivers Nonsensical Gettysburg Rant
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The first criminal trial against Donald Trump is underway, he is trying every way he can to get out of it including his son Barron’s High School graduation, he appeared to be sleeping in the courtroom, he was in Shnecksville, PA on Saturday where he gave a broken-headed interpretation of what happened at Gettysburg during the Civil War, Jimmy breaks down his speech using the chalkboard, thirteen minutes after his trial started he posted several different videos boasting about winning his own golf tournament, the Golden Bachelor and his bride are headed for divorce after just three months of marriage, and in honor of Tax Day it’s time for our second annual “Last Minute Tax Day Deduction Parade.”
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