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"We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home."
~ Gene Perret
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"As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it."
~ Sam Ewing
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There's a new voice-activated remote control that's changing the way people watch TV. For instance, you can say, 'I want to watch 'Joey,'' and the remote will laugh for up to 30 seconds."
~ Craig Ferguson
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