Well, there was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde...Read More

A man walks into the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"

"Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist.

"That's it! I can never remember that word!"

After the church service, a little boy told the pastor he was going to give him a lot of money when he grew up.

"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "But why?"

"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers...Read More

Astrophysicist and best-selling author Neil deGrasse Tyson joins Jordan Klepper to discuss his new book, “Take Me to Your Leader.” Tyson talks about what the Pentagon files mean for the reality of alien life, whether ...Read More

Tom Hanks joins Stephen Colbert for a wide-ranging chat about dairy alternatives, SCUBA diving during the making of "Splash," and his father's experiences in World War II. Watch "World War II with Tom Hanks" starting May ...Read More

Jim Parsons talks about starring in the Tony-nominated musical Titaníque and meeting Lin-Manuel Miranda and Ariana Grande backstage after one of his shows before answering questions about the Titanic based on the show's ...Read More