My Mother Was Smart
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My mother taught me the circle of life – i brought you into this world, and i can take you out.
My mother taught me about behavior modification – stop acting like your father!
My mother taught me about envy – there are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.
My mother taught me about anticipation – just wait until we get home.
My mother taught me about receiving – you are going to get it when you get home!
My mother taught me medical science – if you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.
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