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Office Slogans that Inspire

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- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

- Never quit until you have another job.

- Work harder slaves!

- The beatings will continue until morale improves.

- If you can read this, you're not working!

- Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

 

- Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

- Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to work for free.

- Succeed in spite of management.

- Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.

- There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.


 

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