Mom's Teachings
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My mother taught me irony – keep crying and i’ll give you something to cry about.
My mother taught me about the science of osmosis – shut your mouth and eat your supper.
My mother taught me about contortionism – will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck.
My mother taught me about stamina – you’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.
My mother taught me about weather – this room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.
My mother taught me about hypocrisy – if i told you once, i’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!
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