Opal and Amber
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During a heated discussion Opal screamed at Amber, telling her that not only was she not a jewel but she wasn't even a mineral.
"Is that so," Amber snorted, stating flatly that Opal had no cleavage.
"Perhaps so," replied Opal, "but at least I'm not just organic ooze with bugs - I'm pristine, white, and smooth."
"That's tuff," said Amber, secreting with rage.
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