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New Rules of Saturn in Capricorn

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In a relationship based on unconditional love, it never matters who is at fault. Fixing things together is the whole point. Saturn is now in Capricorn and would like to chime in with the idea that most adult relationships are conditional. When things go wrong, those conditions get tested, and the nature of the relationship becomes rather ...Read more

Message of the Saturn Transit

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The lightning strike is an awesome event to witness -- the culmination of great invisible potentials. Where does the electricity live before it gathers into this jagged spire? Do you get the sense that there's a sleeping force beneath you, weakly distributed over the miles? When this comes together, it will be fearsome in its power.

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Double Cosmic Conjunctions

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Are healthy relationships the result of healthy people having a relationship? It's a strong maybe. The chemistry of people is unpredictable. There are a full range of workable possibilities through a rainbow of health and dysfunction. This message comes courtesy of double cosmic conjunctions involving Jupiter, Pluto, the sun and Mercury.

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Profoundly Irrational Pluto Action

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The only entities on earth that behave strictly by rules of logic are inventions like calculators and computers, created with the frontal lobe of the human brain. The rest of the earth's inhabitants, including humans and other living creatures, are largely irrational. Remember this as Jupiter and Pluto line up to some profoundly illogical ...Read more

Mars in Aries Day One

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The first full day of Mars in Aries is akin to the soldier coming home. There's a sense of something that was missed returning to where it belongs. There's a mood of wonder. Adventures were had, scenes were witnessed, and because of this history, the bedrooms of youth can no longer be inhabited by small and innocent minds.

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Auspicious Day of Trines

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In astrology, triangles signal good fortune and opportunity. Today offers four of them, courtesy of a lunar influence shifting from Virgo to Libra. The omens speak first to the power of personal responsibility and then to the lift of partnership. As Helen Keller, born June 27, said, "Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much."

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Lunar Opposition to Neptune

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The lunar opposition to dreamy Neptune, newly retrograde, is likely to treat our dreams like boardwalk saltwater taffy. Can you envision something a little bigger? Pull it. Twist it. Taste it. See how far these ideas can stretch without running so thin they dissolve into sweet, sticky strands that blow away on the summer breeze.

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Venus Direct Directives

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When love changes her tune, it sometimes takes a minute for dancers on the floor to figure out what to do with the new rhythm. The Venus change of direction is a time to listen and feel love's beat. Don't force anything or try to explain what's happening in the heart. Relax, let the mood wash over you and absorb the feeling of the moment.

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Lady Venus Straightens Her Hair

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Venus, the planet named for the goddess of love and beauty, gets a different look today -- a straight and sleek blowout in contrast to the wildness of her recent retrograde. With the direct motion of Venus, matters of love, beauty, glamour and attraction will move up in priority, and aesthetics will seem to represent something essential in our...Read more

Neptune Retrograde Rewinds Dreams

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When you were a child imagining your adult life, what did you think you would be? In what ways has the vision changed along the way, and in what ways is it the same? Neptune retrogrades to remind us of the dreams of our distant ancestors, our parents and ourselves. These visions still have something to teach us.

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Neptune Memory Challenge

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The latest science on the subject of memory suggests that, on the whole, memory is so unreliable that it isn't all that difficult to trick the mind into believing things that never happened. The Neptune retrograde is ready to put the theory to the test, bringing up all sorts of scenarios involving desire, regret and nostalgia.

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Father's Day Eclipse

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A French proverb suggests that a father is a banker provided by nature. The title of a 1940s American television show inferred that he knows best. And Marilyn Monroe famously sang that her heart belonged to him (well, sort of?) The stars join in the celebration today with a new moon in Cancer, the sign of domesticity, and a solar eclipse.

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Happy Summer Solstice!

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The solar eclipse accompanies this solstice and a new moon to boot, making it an event that resonates through multiple dimensions, including the dimension of time. The ancients celebrated this special cosmic passage of the sun into Cancer, and there are multiple monuments across the globe to celebrate the nuances of this solar journey.

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Last Day of the Season

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Welcome to the last day of the season. It's the final countdown to the movement of the sun into Cancer. The summer solstice has been such a big deal historically that it's been celebrated with monuments built by ancient cultures all over the globe. Thousands of years ago, people just like us started gathering in anticipation of tomorrow's ...Read more

Mercury Retrograde

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While you're going through it, change can feel painful and difficult. On the other hand, having changed is invigorating and life-affirming. This is something to keep in mind as you take the necessary steps to arrive on the other side. The Mercury retrograde promises to help by twisting the path. Don't think; just react. Change is inevitable.

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Ramp-up to Retrograde

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Most of the day is a ramp-up to Mercury retrograde. There's a chance to get last-minute ducks in a row so you can shoot them down gallery-style or lead them safely to a pond, vegetarian-style -- whichever suits. Try and use the daylight hours for the bulk of the work. The future is not to be feared. Think of this as preparation, not panic.

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Hangry Morning Moon

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The Taurus moon has a cranky morning journey, bringing a bit of a "hangry" attitude problem to the first lessons of the day. Saturn is the taskmaster who gets the brunt of this emotional resistance. Evening brings a breakthrough involving Uranus. It's a happy feeling when appetites are created and satisfied all at once.

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Soldier Moon

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In the days of caves and clans, fitting in was crucial to survival. Being different was dangerous, even deadly. This mentality lives on in competitive matters like war and games. Soldiers and team members conform in dress, talk, behavior and more. The Aries soldier moon asks: How much of yourself is necessary to forfeit to be like the others? ...Read more

A Visit from Inspector Moon

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Ernest Hemingway said, "The world breaks everyone and afterwards many are stronger at the broken places." Words matter as we embark on a series of lunar squares over the next 48 hours. Consider if the term "broken" is apt for the situation. By definition, if the thing is stronger at the seams, it's not broken, that's just part of the build.

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