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"After the operation," replied the woman, "I noticed the wig I was wearing looked cheap and ugly."
"I think," responded the doctor, "your cataract operation was a success."
Five signs you may be a hypochondriac:
1: Regularly checking yourself for signs of illness.
2: Concern that mild symptoms, such as a runny nose or gurgling gut, are indicators of serious disease.
3: Frequent visits to the doctor, or conversely, avoiding the doctor because they're sure to find something seriously wrong with you.
4: Excessive talking about one's health, or lack thereof.
5: Spending a lot of time with Dr. Google assessing self-identified symptoms.