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Atychiphobia: fear of failure

Food for Thought

According to FDA regulations, it's OK to have two or more "whole insects," 100 or more insect fragments and either four rodent hairs or two or more chunks of rodent poop per 100 grams of corn meal -- roughly the amount required for the average cord bread recipe.

Best Medicine

Visiting the psych ward, a man asked how doctors decide to institutionalize a patient.

"Well," the director said, "we fill a bathtub, then offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and ask him to empty the tub."

 

"I get it," the visitor said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's the biggest."

"No," the director said. "A normal person would pull the plug."

Observation

"Tell your therapist that you have an addiction to bad advice, and then ask if you can see them more than once a day." -- Writer Guy Endore-Kaiser

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