Changing in Mid-bloodstream
Scott LaFee
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Q: How fast is a sneeze?
a) 1 mph
b) 10 mph
c) 60 mph
d) 100 mph
A: d) Humans can sneeze at a speed of up to 100 miles per hour, with coughs clocking in at up to 50 mph.
Last Words
"Remember honey, don't forget what I told you: Put in my coffin a deck of cards, a mashie niblick, and a blonde." -- American comedian Leonard Chico Marx (1887-1961). Though many assumed Chico was an Italian nickname and pronounced "Cheeko," Marx was dubbed "Chicko" by friends for his womanizing ways.
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