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Fykiaphobia: Fear of seaweed

Never Say Diet

The Major League Eating record for date nut bread sandwiches with cream cheese is 29.5 in 8 minutes, held by Patrick Bertoletti. The event was sponsored by (coffee maker?) Chock full o'Nuts, which might also describe the contestants and event.

Best Medicine

A man goes in for a chest X-ray.

Doctor: "I've got your film. It shows you have pimples on your left ventricle."

 

Man: "Omigod. What does that mean?"

Doctor: "You're still a teenager at heart."

Observation

"I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks."

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