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Daniel Radcliffe Raps Blackalicious' "Alphabet Aerobics"

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Jimmy challenges hip-hop lover Daniel Radcliffe to rap Blackalicious' tongue-twisting "Alphabet Aerobics."

Late Night Funny #4

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North Korea is reportedly readying two intercontinental ballistic missiles to nuke Donald Trump’s inauguration. Listen, Tubby, you’re gonna have to do a lot better than that if you want to scare us this weekend.

Seth Meyers

Late Night Funny #3

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Friday was President Obama’s final day in office, and I just want to say: Mr. President, you weren’t great for comedy. You were always sincere and eloquent. You never had a scandal or fell down the stairs. You carried yourself with grace and dignity for eight whole years. So, on behalf of comedians and talk show hosts everywhere: We’re ...Read more

Late Night Funny #2

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The president of Gambia is refusing to step down, even though the country has elected a new president. Which raises the question, why can’t we be more like Gambia?

Conan O'Brien

La La Land Interrogation - SNL

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The police (Cecily Strong, Beck Bennett) won't stand for one man's (Aziz Ansari) opinion of the movie.

Late Night Funny #1

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One of the DJs at Donald Trump’s inauguration celebration used to be Hugh Hefner’s personal DJ. When asked how he became a DJ for both Hugh Hefner and Donald Trump, he said, “I’m not a very good DJ.”

Jimmy Fallon

Aspirin Overdose

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Jane calls the doctor in a panic. "Doctor, doctor! My little Jimmy swallowed a dozen aspirin. What should I do?"

The doctor asked Jane, "Are you sure it was a dozen?"

The frantic mother says, "Absolutely! Doctor, I'm scared to death!"

The doctor tells the mother, "Calm down. Is little Jimmy crying?"

Jane says "No."

"Is he sleeping?" asks ...Read more

Salesman to Policeman

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A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman.

Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role.

"Well," he replied, "the pay is good and the hours aren't bad, but what I like best is that the customer is always wrong."

You Might Be a Redneck If...

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- You smoke during your deer hunt after scent-proofing yourself all month.

- A tornado goes through your trailer's yard and makes it look neater.

- You've got to shuck your toilet paper before you use it.

- You have an autographed picture of Bob Barker in your wallet.

- You think "Meals on Wheels" is another name for roadkill.

- You shot ...Read more

Kiss Per Yard

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Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured...Read more

Basic Training

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The story went something like this:

Seargeant: When you are scared, what do you do?

Recruit: Keep on fightin'

Seargeant: Good for you. And now they shoot off your right ear...what then?

Recruit: Keep on fightn'!

Seargeant: Excellent. But now they also shoot off your left ear, what then?

Recruit: Then I can't see.

Seargeant: Can't see? ...Read more

The Wisdoms of Al Bundy

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Married with Children was one of the defining shows of its generation, and among its many great humor were sprinkled wisdoms conveyed to us via a man's man: Al Bundy. Here are a few from the serious that I thought were especially well done.

Another Another 15 Times Colin Mochrie Owned "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

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Because of Colin Mochrie and his sheer and utter improv brilliance, we had to do a Part III. Here's Another Another 15 Times Colin Mochrie Owned, "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

Late Night Funny #4

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Donald Trump was sworn in as president of the United States Friday. That’s right. Basically, we as a nation went from the first season of “Lost” to the last season. As it turns out, we’re all in purgatory. That’s the best-case scenario.

Seth Meyers

Late Night Funny #3

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President Obama surprised his White House staffers with a private concert by Bruce Springsteen to thank them for their work over the last eight years. Meanwhile, Trump thanked his supporters with a performance by a Bruce Springsteen cover brand’s drummer’s DJ friend.

Seth Meyers

Late Night Funny #2

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A Southern California man has created a dating site exclusively for Trump supporters. It’s a great way for angry white men to meet other angry white men.

Conan O'Brien

Aziz Ansari Stand-Up Monologue

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Host Aziz Ansari describes how different groups of people have reacted to Donald Trump's election.

Late Night Funny #1

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Trump likes writing everything by hand and he actually threw away some lines for his speech that he decided not to use. Well, we got a hold of some of them. So check these out: This first line Trump threw away was “Four score and seven bankruptcies ago.” Then he tried, “Read my lips. No new taxes — for me.”

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New Mercedes

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Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman.

Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him ...Read more

 
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