Rowan Atkinson learning kung fu
A brothel in Nevada has announced it will start accepting the digital currency Bitcoin as a form of payment, because there’s a huge market for people who understand Bitcoin and also can’t get laid.
President Trump’s doctor predicted that the president will have and live a long life. As a result, the doctor’s now treating Melania Trump for depression.
O.K., with the president being 6’3”, 239, according to the body mass index by the federal Health and Human Services Department, Trump is overweight and just one pound shy of obesity. One pound short of being obese! That’s awfully convenient. ‘Listen, doc, I don’t want to be obese. But I feel like this wad of cash is about one pound. ...Read more
The official White House physician lists President Trump as being in "excellent" health despite reported fast food binges and memory loss.
Trump spent yesterday playing golf instead of commemorating Martin Luther King Jr. People were pretty upset, then they thought about what Trump would have said and were like, ‘Probably a good move.’
Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
A Scots pessimist is a man who feels badly when he feels good for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better.
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A teenage girl shopped at the mall and stopped at the perfume counter.
She sees, "My Sin", "Desire", and "Ecstasy".
She says to the salesperson, "I don't want to get emotionally involved...I just want to smell nice."
After a trial had been going on for three days, Finley, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench. "Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from 'innocent' to 'guilty' of the charges."
The judge angrily banged his fist on the desk. "If you're guilty, why didn't you say so in the first place and save ...Read more
1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package.
Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.
2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting t! o subdue a gunman...Read more
Cole Sprouse gives a backstage update on all the hottest Internet slang of the moment.
One Week is a 1920 American short comedy film starring comedian Buster Keaton, the first film to be released made by Keaton on his own.
On Saturday, the word ‘s-hole’ was projected onto Trump’s D.C. hotel. It got even worse when Motel 6 sued them for copyright infringement.
A new study has found that doing facial exercises can actually make people look younger. While not doing them can make people look trapped.
According to a juicy report this weekend, Donald Trump paid a porn star $130,000 to stay silent over an alleged affair. That is truly shocking: that Donald Trump paid one of his contractors.
James Taylor debuts “Fire and Fury” - a parody of his classic “Fire and Rain.” Full Lyrics below: Just yesterday morning, Breitbart announced you were gone. Bannon, the tell-all book put an end to you.
Former White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci defended Trump, saying, ‘At the end of the day, he’s not a racist.’ Then he said, ‘During the day, it’s a different story.’
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse, named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move.
Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.
Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull...Read more
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trial, the conversation went something like this:
Judge: "Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense?"
Man: "Yes I did. But if you let me argue my case, I'll explain what happened."
Man: "I got ...Read more