More "You May Be A Redneck If..."
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- Your wedding invitations say "Same time, same place."
- You park in handicapped spaces based on your SAT score.
- You list dogs as dependants on your tax forms.
- Your taxidermist also does your taxes.
- You love lard sandwiches.
- You've ever let your dog babysit your kids.
- Your security system is the latch on your screen door.
- Most of your prayers involve winning a sporting event.
- You've ever caught bugs just so you could throw them at your bug zapper.
- Your financial planner told you to buy lottery tickets.
- The flowers in your bridal bouquet were plastic.
- There are more things growing in your refrigerator than in your yard.
- Your favorite restaurant has sawdust on the floor.
- You've ever left a bingo game in handcuffs.
- Your favorite recipe includes Vienna sausages.
- You've ever put a race car on a prayer list.
- You've ever had a dream about beef jerky.
- You've used a barstool as a walker.
- You're driving a vehicle that has no original body parts.
- You flush the toilet and the dog thinks you're giving him fresh water.
- You think your dashboard is the best pace to keep your hats.
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