Dreaded Words from Tech Support
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- Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?
- ...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it.
- Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n.
- Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC.
- We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery.
- I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
- In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.
- Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics.
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