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Refill

on Dec 2, 2022

Published in Jokes

This guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: "How much is the coffee?"

"Coffee is three dollars the waitress said".

"How much is a refill?" the man asked.

"Free"! said the waitress.

"Then I'll take a refill."

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