An error has occurred - could be anything really.
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred?
Error: An unspecified error has occurred. Please correct the error to continue.
Having been erased, the document you were working on must now be retyped.
Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong .
The website you are looking for cannot be located, but doubtless others exist.
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Out of memory - it happens to us all eventually.
Illegal error detected - You are not allowed to make this error.
Your computer has performed an illegal operation. The police have been informed.
Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have you a pen handy?
Windows has detected that there is no keyboard present. Hit F1 to continue.
Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working Windows is like that.
Windows loaded - System in danger.
Unable to exit windows. Try the door.
Fatal system error: Press F13 to continue...
Windows has just crashed. You are looking at the blue screen of Death. No one hears your screams.