An error has occurred - could be anything really.

Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred?

Error: An unspecified error has occurred. Please correct the error to continue.

Having been erased, the document you were working on must now be retyped.

Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong .

The website you are looking for cannot be located, but doubtless others exist.

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

Out of memory - it happens to us all eventually.

Illegal error detected - You are not allowed to make this error.

Your computer has performed an illegal operation. The police have been informed.

Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have you a pen handy?

Windows has detected that there is no keyboard present. Hit F1 to continue.

Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working Windows is like that.

Windows loaded - System in danger.

Unable to exit windows. Try the door.

Fatal system error: Press F13 to continue...

Windows has just crashed. You are looking at the blue screen of Death. No one hears your screams.