Just Doing Her Job

Jokes / June 25, 2026

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was ...Read More

Philosophy & Mathematics

Jokes / June 25, 2026

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.

Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

Organized Crime

Jokes / June 25, 2026

No matter how much the government fights it, organized crime just seems to get more organized every day. The police pulled in a Mob kingpin recently and reminded him he had the right to make a phone call.

"Just fax the ...Read More

What is 2 * 2 ?

Jokes / June 25, 2026

Several scientists were all posed the following question: "What is 2 * 2 ?"

The engineer whips out his slide rule (so it's old) and shuffles it back and forth, and finally announces "3.99".

The physicist consults his ...Read More

A Lawyer and an IRS Agent

Jokes / June 25, 2026

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you: (1) go to lunch or (2) read the paper?

Patton Oswalt | Tea & Scotch (Full Comedy Special)

Jokes / June 24, 2026

“Tea & Scotch", Patton Oswalt's 10th stand-up special, finds the Emmy- and Grammy-winning performer wrestling with religion, wolves, parenting a teenager, and musical theater. He mostly loses.