Here's outtakes of Orson Welles, director of Citizen Kane, drunk as he films a commercial for Paul Masson Wine. Get the full story at http://pursuitist.com

My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.

The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone...Read More

My husband David's colleague at a package-processing center was trapped in a small rest room by a faulty lock. When he was finally discovered, David and another worker were able to open the door with some difficulty. ...Read More

During his freshman year, my son Steve couldn't get home for Christmas. So he sent me a set of inexpensive cuff links and a note reading: "Dear Dad, This is not much, but it's all you could afford."

The ball had been knocked out of the stadium into the lane and everybody was out looking for it.

One of the players came across an old tramp, lying in the shade.

'Excuse me' said the Baseballer, 'but have you seen a ...Read More

Teacher: How do you spell cat, Angela?

Angela: C-A-I -

Teacher: Stop right there. Cat doesn't have and I!

Angela: So how does it see to catch a mouse?