In a series of interviews, Aubrey Plaza talks about going all out to scare kids during Halloween, almost getting killed by Patti LuPone while living together and having mafia kittens with butthole issues. …

Mary McCartney talks about her show Mary McCartney Serves It Up! being nominated for an Emmy, directing the Abbey Road documentary If These Walls Could Sing and interviewing her dad, Paul McCartney, for the film. …

A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client, who had attended the trial, was out of town when the jury came back with its decision, which was for the lawyer and his client.

The lawyer ...Read More

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,

"Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman ...Read More

- Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

- Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video ...Read More

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my ...Read More