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Neil deGrasse Tyson - How to Greet an Alien with “Take Me to Your Leader” | The Daily Show

on May 15, 2026

Published in Jokes

Astrophysicist and best-selling author Neil deGrasse Tyson joins Jordan Klepper to discuss his new book, “Take Me to Your Leader.” Tyson talks about what the Pentagon files mean for the reality of alien life, whether UFOs land only in English-speaking countries, why extraterrestrials probably wouldn’t look like Baby Yoda, and why an alien asking, “Take me to your leader,” might expect to meet Taylor Swift. #DailyShow #Alien #NeildeGrasseTyson #UFO …

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