In a series of interviews, Tracy Morgan warns audience members against attacking him on stage, talks about working with Will Ferrell and his daughter in the movie Spirited and watching out for Daniel Radcliffe on the set ...Read More

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he ...Read More

How do you stop a werewolf chasing you?
Throw a stick and say fetch!

How do you know if two werewolves have been in the fridge?
Two pairs of paw prints in the butter!

What's Dracula's favourite coffee?
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Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!

What has two legs and flies?
A pig!

What do you get if you ...Read More

Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!

Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!

Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
A: Wire ...Read More

* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

* He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

* Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

* A cardboard belt...Read More