Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!

What has two legs and flies?
A pig!

What do you get if you ...Read More

Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!

Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!

Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
A: Wire ...Read More

* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

* He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

* Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

* A cardboard belt...Read More

In a series of interviews, Tracy Morgan warns audience members against attacking him on stage, talks about working with Will Ferrell and his daughter in the movie Spirited and watching out for Daniel Radcliffe on the set ...Read More

Science-loving late night host Stephen Colbert brings you all the latest scientific developments from the world of science in his science-focused segment, “The Sound of Science.”

When a tiny kitten decides to claim the giant husky’s bed as her own, chaos (and cuteness) unfolds! 🐶🐱 Watch as our lovable husky discovers the bold little intruder and reacts in the most hilarious way. Will he ...Read More