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Cletus' Order

on Sep 2, 2022

Published in Jokes

Cletus walks into a building and goes up to a lady and says "Can I have a cheeseburger, fries and a shake?"

The lady looks at him dumbfounded and says, "Cletus, this is a library."

So Cletus moves closer and whispers, "Can I have a cheeseburger, fries and a shake?"

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