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Divorce Court

on Aug 25, 2008

Published in Jokes

"Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."

"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said,"And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

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